[sirens In The Distance]

Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.

Minho: What do I do if I don't like you though.

Hyunjin: Then raise your standards bitch wtf.

happy birthday seungmin

Han: I'm really good at hiding who my crush is

Minho, walking in: Hey, what's up?

Han: I need to gay

Han: I meAN GO-

Cat: [Touches Minho with his small paw]

Minho, tearing up: thank you

Chan: Come on Han, we all know Hyunjin got your heart, just say it.

Han: If by heart you mean churro, then yes, he did. And I ain't saying ANYTHING till I get my churro back. A whole pack of churros. Can you hear me, Hyunjin, or should I say churros thief??

Hyunjin: Oh please not again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JB, YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD, I LOVE YOU❤❤

(1993.01.16) Happy birthday to SUNGJIN! 🥳

Han: [accidentally cuts his finger]

Chan: Quick put some pressure on it

Han: Ok

Han: If you don't get a job, your family will disown you

Chan: Can someone explain me why there are 6 dogs in our living room?

Han: They are golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Han: I feel bad for you, Australians

Chan: Why?

Han: You had to grow up walking on your hands

Chan: ...

Chan: No