Han: I'm really good at hiding who my crush is
Minho, walking in: Hey, what's up?
Han: I need to gay
Han: I meAN GO-
Chan: Come on Han, we all know Hyunjin got your heart, just say it.
Han: If by heart you mean churro, then yes, he did. And I ain't saying ANYTHING till I get my churro back. A whole pack of churros. Can you hear me, Hyunjin, or should I say churros thief??
Hyunjin: Oh please not again.
Baby: *crying*
Chan: [picks up baby] it's okay...you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you're older
Han:
Han: Dude are you okay?
Felix, wearing a cowboy hat: [ walks up to Chan ]
Chan:
Chan: What are you wearing
Felix: Yeehaw partner
Hyunjin: Hey this party sucks, wanna get out of here?
Changbin: It's my birthday party ?
[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]
Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees
Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter
Chan: No, the angle is-
Han: Because global warming
Chan: ...
#HAPPYSEUNGMINDAY ♡ 000922 SEUNGMIN THROUGH THE ERAS (cr)
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[At the police station]
Han, acting tough: what are you here for?
Person: I killed eleven people
Han: e-eleven?
Person: What about you?
Han, tearing up: j-jaywalking