Baby: *crying*

Han: I feel bad for you, Australians

Chan: Why?

Han: You had to grow up walking on your hands

Chan: ...

Chan: No

Seungmin: Everyone has a gay cousin

Han: Bitch, I don't have a gay cousin!

Han: Wait

Han: Oh shit

Han: I am the gay cousin

Hyunjin: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!

Hyunjin: Just kidding, I've killed a man once

Stray kids

"Backdoor" MV

case 143 studio choom behind

Chan: What are you drinking?

Minho: Vodka

Chan: What the hell?! Straight?

Minho: No, gay

Chan: NOT YOU THE VODKA

Han at 3 am: Hey, are you awake?

Seungmin: No

Han: Oh, okay, I won't bother you then

Han, 42 minutes later: wAIT A MINUTE

Tss...hairband

[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]

Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees

Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter

Chan: No, the angle is-

Han: Because global warming

Chan: ...