Chan: What are you drinking?
Minho: Vodka
Chan: What the hell?! Straight?
Minho: No, gay
Chan: NOT YOU THE VODKA
Chan: Can someone explain me why there are 6 dogs in our living room?
Han: They are golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
[sirens in the distance]
Youngjae , who has done nothing wrong ever: they found me
Woojin: [is choking]
Jeongin: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Felix: Just flip the phone upside down and use the 6 button!
Woojin, stops choking for a second: What the fuck
[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]
Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees
Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter
Chan: No, the angle is-
Han: Because global warming
Chan: ...
Minho: Last christmas, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive
Minho: I woke up in a box
Interviewer: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Chan: Finding the will to live.