Minho: Last christmas, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive
Minho: I woke up in a box
Han at 3 am: Hey, are you awake?
Seungmin: No
Han: Oh, okay, I won't bother you then
Han, 42 minutes later: wAIT A MINUTE
he just couldn’t get the ears to stop moving </3
Han: I'm really good at hiding who my crush is
Minho, walking in: Hey, what's up?
Han: I need to gay
Han: I meAN GO-
Hyunjin: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!
Hyunjin: Just kidding, I've killed a man once
Chan: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Jeongin: general mathematics