Hyunjin: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!
Hyunjin: Just kidding, I've killed a man once
Hyunjin: [snezees]
Hyunjin, looking in the mirror: I'd say god bless you, but it look like he already did [winks]
Chan: What the-
Minho: Hyunjin sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"
Seungmin: ... how does that even happen?
swear not by the moon
Interviewer: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Chan: Finding the will to live.
Interviewer: Okay, let's be real. Is any of you straight? At least one?
Stray kids: ...
Woojin: [slowly raises his hand]
Chan: [slowly lowers Woojin's hand]
Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.
Minho: What do I do if I don't like you though.
Hyunjin: Then raise your standards bitch wtf.
Chan: I relate to Belle because she loves to read and loves people for their souls
Hyunjin: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies