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I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

Holy shizz this is old but I really wanna write about thisl.

A= Alien H=Human

A:Does this mean we could just be fictional characters that some sick mind invented?

H: Well... I don’t personally believe that is the case but yes. You and I could Just be the writings of a very emotional teenager that needs to finish cleaning his room but decided to write about us instead.

A: Was- Was that a fourth wall break?

H: eh, sometimes I pretend I AM a fictional character and break the fourth wall. 

A: I can’t believe that we just all might be made up characters

H: I wasn’t expecting to deal with an existential crisis today but okay.

Humans are weird: 4th wall break

Okay so the aliens finally know the concept of fictional characters and a human convinces his best alien buddy to watch deadpool with him. In the movie are a lot of 4th wall breaks. Now imagine this: Deadpool:it’s like the studio doesn’t have enough budget for more x-men Alien:did he just. Did he just talk to us? Human:jup it’s a 4th wall break Alien:? Human: it basically means the character knows he’s fictional. Alien: so they have self awareness?!? Human: no it’s just… Alien: they know!?! OMG will they break this 4th wall and come to our world?!? Will they attack us?!? How can we kill deadpool he’s basically immortal?!? Does this mean we could just be fictional characters too that some sick mind invented?!? The next 5 hours are used to calm the alien down. Like always, feel free to contribute.

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My body betrays me, it tires and wears while my spirit wishes to wake to never rest doing the things it loves. Yet as a human I must strike a balance between them and the spirit can’t do what it pleases if the body is dead!

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I- no words

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