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Ok Look, I know that in about a year I’m probably gonna change states and such. But the thing is now I miss friends I haven’t even made. Every time I make a memory I know I probably won’t spend all my 4 years with them but I still wanna be friends and make memories with them and have fun. Sure it’s heart breaking but I’d rather break my heart a thousand times then not make friends at all. 

It was about some civil war somewhere and the two joined but one of them surrendered right after the declaration of war but there was never a peace treaty and it was so unclear that it became like a bedtime story for the children of both. Imagine that, you don’t have to.

“What year is it?” “1337, why?” “Oh so the start of the Hundred Years’ War” “THE WHAT?” “Don’t worry it wasn’t actually 100 years” “Oh thank-” “It was 116”

There should be arguments in any marriage but not fights. Also change the username Jeff that was really good

As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice “Son, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, take off my pants…

Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, ‘Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ …Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.“

Jack took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.

Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack. “Try these on,” she said. Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.

“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Jack.

“Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

reblogging only for this master piece

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that’s a lot of information to swallow.

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I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

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My body betrays me, it tires and wears while my spirit wishes to wake to never rest doing the things it loves. Yet as a human I must strike a balance between them and the spirit can’t do what it pleases if the body is dead!

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