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I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

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more perfect union on twitter. 7/25/21

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It was about some civil war somewhere and the two joined but one of them surrendered right after the declaration of war but there was never a peace treaty and it was so unclear that it became like a bedtime story for the children of both. Imagine that, you don’t have to.

“What year is it?” “1337, why?” “Oh so the start of the Hundred Years’ War” “THE WHAT?” “Don’t worry it wasn’t actually 100 years” “Oh thank-” “It was 116”

Alright You asked for it!

so first there was an Instagram post about this lady caring for a snail she accidentally stepped on. as I was scrolling through the comments i see that someone has proposed to another person over the chat. I being the wise man I am advise against this as seen in this screen shot.

I was not expecting her to propose to ME instead! as I didn’t wanna break her heart twice(I am very empathetic) So I decided to propose back and deal with it later. to which her reaction was

At this point I was starting to get worried that this was serious and not a joke. So I asked if it was serious and to my horror I got this response.

Now as I was panicking. How would I explain this to my parents! I was still suspecting it was a joke yk like one of those things so I asked when the wedding was.

Now I was still sorta thinking this was a joke untl...

SHE WAS IN MY DMS NOW I WAS PANICKING!!! but there was still hope if she was older than me (I’m 15 btw) but she beat me to it

Man was she persistent! at least I have a temporary solution though. And that ladies and Gentle men is how I accidentally got engaged

Wanna hear how I accidentally got engaged today?

Idk if y’all wanna hear this but all it takes is one reblog and I will tell the full story with screenshots

Don't mind me I'm just drawing a joke that I'm sure has already been done a million times

FORBIDDEN LOVE BY DIPSTICK45 ON WATTPAD!!! It is a marichat AU where, its a lot to explain but basically 18th century feminist mari with magical cat person/prince crossing boundaries not meant to be crossed. It is literally the BEST book I've ever read (and I've read a LOT of books) JUST READ IT PLEASE!!!

Okay, congratulations guys. Y'all successfully converted me to be a proud follower of this sacred cult/association/enterprise/sorority/fraternity/allegiance/alliance/league/imjustthrowingeverywordcausewhynot/etc. known as

MariChat

In exchange for my pledge of allegiance towards this holy cause, I demand request fellow members to share with me their beloved biblical depiction commonly known as le fanfictioniooonnn.

Particularly;

completed works only

no crossovers, let's keep it pure babes

ones you would recommend to a first time practicer

ones I should've known already but my sorry as never got the call of *realization* of the true way/meaning of life

I would like thank in advance to my fellow peeps. I still have much to discover and a lot of growing to do (especially my fanart/fic collection).

P.S. I'm serious, I'm really late into this ship and now just realized how truly beautiful this ship and I'm desperate for some starters fic and also marichat appreciation tumblr acc. So feel free to shout-out your blog if got something I might be interested. Thank you dearies, love ya 😘

P.P.S. this was my third time editing this post lol

KAGAMI HAS ME DYING!!!

miraculous ladybug sticker pack! you can use it ;)

and hey if you want my commissions open

I NEED THE NAME!!! PLEASE IT’S BEEN 5 YEARS!!!

hey that comic so sooo beautiful

and you do you and what you want to draw

Real quick though, are you good?

The fandom has some angst today I tell ya

and me too I’ve got the sadness

and maybe you could do like a fluff happytime kiss like what is the happiest thing I can think of maybe they are married and he gets her a hamster and they name it whatever the opposite of loneliness is

Just like if you want to

-the same awkward anon you always get

Anon. Your majesty 👑

You are such a sweetheart.

I am good! That comic just had been haunting me for like a month and today happened to be the day I had finished enough of my other art projects that I had time to get it out of my system.

That ask was so sweet and ily anon, whoever you are! Of COURSE I will draw you happily married adrinette with their hamster named—