“Trans Men Can Be Misogynistic Because They’re MEN”

‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.

my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.

so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.

Regulus who has a complicated relationship with his sexuality because he swears up and down he’s gay until one day he falls in love with the beautiful woman that is Lily Evans and he doesn’t know what to do with himself

Pandora Rosier had always loved Regulus Black. Was always going to love him.

It was a fact, woven into the very fabric of the universe. Written into the same stars they had spent so many nights looking at together, back when life had been simpler.

It was one of the only things pandora was sure of. Juat as she knew that the sky was blue and the grass was green, she knew that she loved Regulus Black.

He was her best friend, but more than that, he was her brother.

Her protector, her rock, her person.

Pandora did not want to live in a world without Regulus. She never thought she would have to. Until suddenly, she did.

Because Regulus was gone. He was gone and their was nothing she could do about it.

barty is the kind of guy to say 'here comes the airplane!' before putting his dick in evan's mouth

Sometime in winter:

Sirius: WHERE is my hoodie? I CANT FIND IT!!

Remus: Oh. Where did I... put my jumper...

James: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COAT!!!! THE BROWN ONE WITH THE TOGGLES???

Lily: I swear I left my scarf here.

Regulus, warm and leaving the house wearing all four: hehehehehehe

Thank you for tagging me @ookaytsuki

3 ships: regulily, rosekiller, pandalily

First ship: dramione (pls dont judge it was a rlly long time ago 😭)

Last movie: Barbie

Currently reading: the Iliad

Currently rewatching: dragons race to the edge

Tagging whoever wants to do it because I don’t really know who to taggg

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thanks for the tag hag <33 ( @murderoushagthesequel )

three ships: jegulily, malec, herongraystairs

first ship: honestly cannot remember

last movie: spider-man into the spiderverse

currently reading: daughter of smoke and bone

currently watching: nothing

tagging: @morally-gayy @yoqri @sunseeking-cryptid and anyone else who wants to do it <3

Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—

Cissa and Andy could always tell when something crazy was gonna happen because Sirius and Bella would be missing and baby Reg would be sitting somewhere with a juice box bc he was bribed into secrecy

I don’t know who needs to hear this but YOUR CHARACTERS DONT NEED TO FALL IN LOVE. PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE JUST AS FULFILLING AND AMAZING AS ROMANTIC ONES. NOT EVERY STORY NEEDS A ROMANTIC SUBPLOT STOP IT