Barty Is The Kind Of Guy To Say 'here Comes The Airplane!' Before Putting His Dick In Evan's Mouth

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH

I really wanna write a fic about regulus and Pandora’s friendship throughout their lives, starting before Hogwarts and ending with Pandora’s death so if anyone has any ideas or headcannons about them I really wanna hear themmm!!

regulus black reads and writes fanfiction

oh honey no, we don’t care abt jkr here, we just take the characters and make them even more depressed and ✨gay✨ then we throw them in a coffee shop AU and play with them like barbies

barty be like “im a slut” and then fall in love with one man and never looks at other men

Lily Evans in a suit.

professor monty and his student assistant regulus black and monty keeps trying to set regulus up with his son and reg keeps refusing out of respect to monty until reg got invited to the potters family and finally got to meet the son monty keeps trying to set him up with

Lily: You need a hobby. James: I have a hobby! Lily: Fawning over Regulus isn’t a hobby.

I remember seeing loads of edits on TikTok about merthur in bbc Merlin and then watching it and realising THEY WERE NOT CANONICALLY GAY AND IN LOVE and it broke my heart. Then ARTHUR DIED even though all the tiktoks made it seem like a silly little gay show about a knight and a sorcerer who get a HAPPY ending. I now trust no one.