Forever Grateful That Marlene Mckinnon Didnt Live Long Enough To See Her Childhood Best Friend James

“Well, maybe now I’m sulking because I’ve been with you all day and haven’t been able to kiss you once.” “Oh, is that it?” Regulus hums as he’s pulled closer. “You poor thing.” “You’re mocking me, but I’m actually devastated.”

I was fortunate enough to be able to commission this incredible artwork by @jaioes for chapter 5 of baby, all i wanna do is coast (with you). and I will never be normal again, actually!! All the love in the world to Zar for being so fantastic with this, truly<33

Stop writing marauders fics and making peter this outcast that they ignore and didn't love. His betrayal hurt for a reason. Remus truly believed Sirius did it. And Sirius didn't want Pete dead because he let him go to Azkaban. No, he wanted him dead because he did what they promised they never do and that's hurt each and he did that. And I know for a fact James would resent him because he didn't just put James and Sirius in danger, he put lily and harry in danger. But secretly he'd forgive him. He'd pray it was a trick and peter was tortured. Or he was being a spy for Dumbledore and had to say something. James loved peter. Remus loved peter. Sirius loved peter. PETER IS A MARAUDER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. That doesn't mean you have to hate him. But stop making him this terrible, evil, scheming, person.

My fav dynamic in marauders is the complete and slightly unhealthy codependency James and Sirius have on each other

Like I’m positive when they left hogwarts instead of living with their partners they just owned a seperate house where they could live together

Sure they stayed with their partners sometimes but other times they just needed to be alone together

‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.

my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.

so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.

barty is the kind of guy to say 'here comes the airplane!' before putting his dick in evan's mouth

sirius black headcanons because i am still not over the brainrot about him

takes him a while to fall asleep

cuts his hair by himself, or marlene does it for him. he doesn’t cut his during the summer, despite getting hot, he just puts it up

he’s a morning person, and he can also function on little to no sleep

he loves driving, he’s the only one out of his friend group to have a driving license and to actually drive

really flexible

does other people’s essays and assignments for cigarettes. the charging depends on the subject, how long it has to be, and whether the person he’s helping wants it to be longer than it’s supposed to be or not

very competitive

doesn’t talk to a lot of people, and he’s very selective of the people he talks to, because he thinks that quite a few people are wasting his time

chainsmoker

took him quite a while to start getting along with lily; she thought he is arrogant and stuck up, he considered her to be annoying

fiercely protective of his friends

used to get along really well with bellatrix, due to their similarities. during family events, they always snuck out together (sometimes accompanied by their siblings), gossiping and smoking

really high pain tolerance, it’s actually scary

James “bastard” Potter

Remus “orphan” Lupin

Sirius “son of a whore” Black

Peter “and a Scotsman” Pettigrew

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3 ships: regulily, rosekiller, pandalily

First ship: dramione (pls dont judge it was a rlly long time ago 😭)

Last movie: Barbie

Currently reading: the Iliad

Currently rewatching: dragons race to the edge

Tagging whoever wants to do it because I don’t really know who to taggg

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thanks for the tag hag <33 ( @murderoushagthesequel )

three ships: jegulily, malec, herongraystairs

first ship: honestly cannot remember

last movie: spider-man into the spiderverse

currently reading: daughter of smoke and bone

currently watching: nothing

tagging: @morally-gayy @yoqri @sunseeking-cryptid and anyone else who wants to do it <3

Lily: You need a hobby. James: I have a hobby! Lily: Fawning over Regulus isn’t a hobby.

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