Barty. Need I Say More?

the porn bots are after me

What guts me about OOTP is that the entire order felt safe at the cost of one order member feeling triggered, unsafe and depressed. It’s such a coldly utilitarian outlook on part of those who are essentially the good guys to just go “suck it up” everytime Sirius subsequently displays signs of depression or anxiety. Like the idea of an unplottable safe house is so convenient, what’s one convicted mass murderer (who’s a Black) innocent or otherwise in the grand scheme of the greater good? Who cares if justice is never achieved and the innocent remain oppressed? What use is a paltry pardon when it’s over a decade of lost time, reputation, mental stability? What difference does it make given that Sirius was from a magical bloodline prone to mental health issues and would have gone off the “deep end” anyway? What did the life of one man matter against the weight of glorious destiny?

Regulus Black, on August 23, staring at the sky knowing his star and the sun is together and says, “Atleast one of us gets to be with their sun.”

James is so smart and good at magic, but he is so teen boy core that he loses all brain function when he sees a pretty girl/boy, and that is why he is a himbo

regulus black is not one of your little slytherin boys

THAT MAN IS GAY

I remember seeing loads of edits on TikTok about merthur in bbc Merlin and then watching it and realising THEY WERE NOT CANONICALLY GAY AND IN LOVE and it broke my heart. Then ARTHUR DIED even though all the tiktoks made it seem like a silly little gay show about a knight and a sorcerer who get a HAPPY ending. I now trust no one.

Hades and persephone jegulus au but like reverse where James keeps showing up with flower crowns to give regulus and follow him around while he does his godly duties and regulus tries his best to keep him away and one day when he goes outside and finds James playing with cerberus he finally cracks and just

In full exasperation. "how the fuck do you even keep getting down here???"

(Charon aka Evan, thanatos aka barty, Styx aka dorcas, and hecate aka pandora are all rooting for jegulus and let him in but james ain't no snitch)

Regulus pretends he hates it but when James is gone for a week for whatever reason it leaves regulus in a downright foul fucking mood and makes it everybody's problem and by day three of no James every entity residing in the underworld has taken it upon themselves to abduct James and never let him leave again the next time he finally comes down.

Lowkey Reg kept every single flower crown magically preserved in a display in his bedroom

barty be like “im a slut” and then fall in love with one man and never looks at other men

regulus black reads and writes fanfiction

My fav dynamic in marauders is the complete and slightly unhealthy codependency James and Sirius have on each other

Like I’m positive when they left hogwarts instead of living with their partners they just owned a seperate house where they could live together

Sure they stayed with their partners sometimes but other times they just needed to be alone together