James is so smart and good at magic, but he is so teen boy core that he loses all brain function when he sees a pretty girl/boy, and that is why he is a himbo
Pandora Rosier had always loved Regulus Black. Was always going to love him.
It was a fact, woven into the very fabric of the universe. Written into the same stars they had spent so many nights looking at together, back when life had been simpler.
It was one of the only things pandora was sure of. Juat as she knew that the sky was blue and the grass was green, she knew that she loved Regulus Black.
He was her best friend, but more than that, he was her brother.
Her protector, her rock, her person.
Pandora did not want to live in a world without Regulus. She never thought she would have to. Until suddenly, she did.
Because Regulus was gone. He was gone and their was nothing she could do about it.
pt.83
god i LOVE how to train your dragon
Was actually the first in the marauders to be punk. Remus insists that he was the one who introduced punk to everyone but Marlene just sits there glaring at him because she knows she’s always been way more punk than this nerd.
At thirteen she was the one who strutted around with black nail varnish and oversized band t-shirts. Punk women owned her entire heart.
Biggest Blondie fan in Hogwarts.
Cut her hair short once and wore a boys’ uniform because she was feeling ✨masculine✨ one year. Every single one of her friends experienced gay panic.
Had her ears pierced by Dorcas.
She has a golden retriever. Idk why she just gives me major golden retriever vibes.
Irish Marlene anyone??
They decide to go by all pronouns bc gender doesn’t mean shit to them. They still identify as a lesbian though: he/she/they butch lesbian Marlene.
She can sing but her voice is a little husky from all the cigarettes she smokes. This actually makes her sound even hotter, at least in Dorcas’s eyes.
They were Lily’s queer awakening and the two definitely made out more than once before Marlene got together with Dorcas.
She loves horror movies. And I mean loves them. They are her favourite genre and she absolutely loves the aesthetic of “hot person with blood splattered all over them”. Rip Marlene McKinnon you would have loved Heathers.
Fuck it, one year Marlene just straight up looks like Matthew Lillard in the first Scream movie lol.
Okay if anyone has read About a Boy (and I mean read the book not watched the film) she has almost the exact vibes of the character Ellie McCrae. No more needs to be said.
She plays electric guitar because I say so.
Her and James are besties. Not friends, not best friends, besties.
Sirius’s motorcycle did not in fact belong to him at first. It belonged to Marlene who was literally so careless that Dorcas begged her to give it up out of fear of Marlene’s own safety.
Marlene has dyslexia and her and James bonded over not being able to fucking read quickly and hating their homework (James has ADHD). They both set up a little study group where they helped each other and figured out different ways to make reading and writing easier for themselves, even if that meant just being there to support each other.
Marlene definitely wears a shirt that says dyke on it.
“james would never do that!” why are you james fleamont potter? are you the father? are you the son? are you the holy spirit? why are you deciding what james cant and wont do?
yknow you can just TELL when a fic was made by chatgpt or at least partly written by chat gpt
I’m like rlly late but oh well
1. The marauders
2. Greek mythology
3. Iced coffee
4. Chocolate cake
5. Regulily
Idrk who to Tag so Just whoever wants to do it
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers.❤️🍀
5 things that make me happy
Would be my family
Would be my friends
The sky
A good book
My beloved furry friend elmer
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This has to be one of my favourite images of Sirius.... not using a chair correctly in honorable age of 36
i feel like every marauders stan reaches a point when they’re just like “fuck it, i ship everyone”
"why can't they just be friends-"
Because for centuries queers have had to live in the margins and the subtext and it's all we had, and now that we don't have to keep it secret anymore, you can shut your fucking mouth and just happily watch your canon hetty couple get together for the millionth time.
Straight cis characters will always outnumber queer ones, 1000 to 1, so shut the fuck up about subtext and leave the queer portion of the fandom alone.
Go sob about how Bella and Edward are made for each other and leave Charlie Carlisle fans alone.
the porn bots are after me