Marlene McKinnon Headcanons Because I Love Her
Marlene McKinnon headcanons because I love her
Was actually the first in the marauders to be punk. Remus insists that he was the one who introduced punk to everyone but Marlene just sits there glaring at him because she knows she’s always been way more punk than this nerd.
At thirteen she was the one who strutted around with black nail varnish and oversized band t-shirts. Punk women owned her entire heart.
Biggest Blondie fan in Hogwarts.
Cut her hair short once and wore a boys’ uniform because she was feeling ✨masculine✨ one year. Every single one of her friends experienced gay panic.
Had her ears pierced by Dorcas.
She has a golden retriever. Idk why she just gives me major golden retriever vibes.
Irish Marlene anyone??
They decide to go by all pronouns bc gender doesn’t mean shit to them. They still identify as a lesbian though: he/she/they butch lesbian Marlene.
She can sing but her voice is a little husky from all the cigarettes she smokes. This actually makes her sound even hotter, at least in Dorcas’s eyes.
They were Lily’s queer awakening and the two definitely made out more than once before Marlene got together with Dorcas.
She loves horror movies. And I mean loves them. They are her favourite genre and she absolutely loves the aesthetic of “hot person with blood splattered all over them”. Rip Marlene McKinnon you would have loved Heathers.
Fuck it, one year Marlene just straight up looks like Matthew Lillard in the first Scream movie lol.
Okay if anyone has read About a Boy (and I mean read the book not watched the film) she has almost the exact vibes of the character Ellie McCrae. No more needs to be said.
She plays electric guitar because I say so.
Her and James are besties. Not friends, not best friends, besties.
Sirius’s motorcycle did not in fact belong to him at first. It belonged to Marlene who was literally so careless that Dorcas begged her to give it up out of fear of Marlene’s own safety.
Marlene has dyslexia and her and James bonded over not being able to fucking read quickly and hating their homework (James has ADHD). They both set up a little study group where they helped each other and figured out different ways to make reading and writing easier for themselves, even if that meant just being there to support each other.
Marlene definitely wears a shirt that says dyke on it.
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i think one of the best things that will come of taylor swift’s new album is all the soul-crushing, gut-wrenching, life-shattering marauders edits we will surely receive
Regulus’s last letter to Pandora:
Min cadeau,
You are the only person I can trust. I discovered the dark lords secret, just like I always said I would. If you are reading this, I am likely dead, and my plan worked. I’m so sorry Pandora. You were always my favourite, but you probably already know that, didn’t you? You are the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me, and I’m so grateful to have been able to love you and be your brother for all these years. And I shall continue to love you from the night sky, until the last star burns out. I really do wish I could have told you this in person, but here we are. I’ll miss you forever. And tell my goddaughter that I will always be there for her - that I’ll always be her uncle Regulus , as she will always be my little Luna. Goodbye little sister.
~ R.A.B
I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished
“Well, maybe now I’m sulking because I’ve been with you all day and haven’t been able to kiss you once.” “Oh, is that it?” Regulus hums as he’s pulled closer. “You poor thing.” “You’re mocking me, but I’m actually devastated.”
I was fortunate enough to be able to commission this incredible artwork by @jaioes for chapter 5 of baby, all i wanna do is coast (with you). and I will never be normal again, actually!! All the love in the world to Zar for being so fantastic with this, truly<33
Lily Evans in a suit.
AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH
I really wanna write a fic about regulus and Pandora’s friendship throughout their lives, starting before Hogwarts and ending with Pandora’s death so if anyone has any ideas or headcannons about them I really wanna hear themmm!!
*movie night at the Potter's*
James and Barty: 👨❤️💋👨
Pete and Sirius: 👨❤️💋👨
Remus sitting between them: can't we just sit and watch the film normally FOR ONCE
New Year’s resolution: actually writing the fanfic and not just daydream about it
barty is the kind of guy to say 'here comes the airplane!' before putting his dick in evan's mouth
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