i think one of the best things that will come of taylor swift’s new album is all the soul-crushing, gut-wrenching, life-shattering marauders edits we will surely receive
i want to know more about charlie weasley’s friends. who the hell agrees to SMUGGLE A DRAGON across international borders on two days notice? who are these people that are willing to accept a dragon in a crate from a couple of small children, no questions asked? i need to know more, tell me about the antics of these mysterious flying dragon smugglers.
James “bastard” Potter
Remus “orphan” Lupin
Sirius “son of a whore” Black
Peter “and a Scotsman” Pettigrew
Was actually the first in the marauders to be punk. Remus insists that he was the one who introduced punk to everyone but Marlene just sits there glaring at him because she knows she’s always been way more punk than this nerd.
At thirteen she was the one who strutted around with black nail varnish and oversized band t-shirts. Punk women owned her entire heart.
Biggest Blondie fan in Hogwarts.
Cut her hair short once and wore a boys’ uniform because she was feeling ✨masculine✨ one year. Every single one of her friends experienced gay panic.
Had her ears pierced by Dorcas.
She has a golden retriever. Idk why she just gives me major golden retriever vibes.
Irish Marlene anyone??
They decide to go by all pronouns bc gender doesn’t mean shit to them. They still identify as a lesbian though: he/she/they butch lesbian Marlene.
She can sing but her voice is a little husky from all the cigarettes she smokes. This actually makes her sound even hotter, at least in Dorcas’s eyes.
They were Lily’s queer awakening and the two definitely made out more than once before Marlene got together with Dorcas.
She loves horror movies. And I mean loves them. They are her favourite genre and she absolutely loves the aesthetic of “hot person with blood splattered all over them”. Rip Marlene McKinnon you would have loved Heathers.
Fuck it, one year Marlene just straight up looks like Matthew Lillard in the first Scream movie lol.
Okay if anyone has read About a Boy (and I mean read the book not watched the film) she has almost the exact vibes of the character Ellie McCrae. No more needs to be said.
She plays electric guitar because I say so.
Her and James are besties. Not friends, not best friends, besties.
Sirius’s motorcycle did not in fact belong to him at first. It belonged to Marlene who was literally so careless that Dorcas begged her to give it up out of fear of Marlene’s own safety.
Marlene has dyslexia and her and James bonded over not being able to fucking read quickly and hating their homework (James has ADHD). They both set up a little study group where they helped each other and figured out different ways to make reading and writing easier for themselves, even if that meant just being there to support each other.
Marlene definitely wears a shirt that says dyke on it.
I’m like rlly late but oh well
1. The marauders
2. Greek mythology
3. Iced coffee
4. Chocolate cake
5. Regulily
Idrk who to Tag so Just whoever wants to do it
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers.❤️🍀
5 things that make me happy
Would be my family
Would be my friends
The sky
A good book
My beloved furry friend elmer
@crimsonace173 @leechbuckets @wolf-n-star-obsessed @waitingforthesunrise @aayeroace @sakiyaki-sashimi @ddrunk-mothh @ritz--crackers @le-petite-ivy @blueengland
James is so smart and good at magic, but he is so teen boy core that he loses all brain function when he sees a pretty girl/boy, and that is why he is a himbo
remus who highlights lines regulus might like on the books they read. peter who learns how to cook regulus’ favorite food. james who stays up with regulus to listen to him talk about the stars. lily who shares her potion notes with regulus. marlene who plays quidditch with regulus until they are both exhausted. mary who teaches regulus how to do his make up.
sirius who loves his friends for loving his brother just as much as he loves him.
Regulus’s last letter to Pandora:
Min cadeau,
You are the only person I can trust. I discovered the dark lords secret, just like I always said I would. If you are reading this, I am likely dead, and my plan worked. I’m so sorry Pandora. You were always my favourite, but you probably already know that, didn’t you? You are the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me, and I’m so grateful to have been able to love you and be your brother for all these years. And I shall continue to love you from the night sky, until the last star burns out. I really do wish I could have told you this in person, but here we are. I’ll miss you forever. And tell my goddaughter that I will always be there for her - that I’ll always be her uncle Regulus , as she will always be my little Luna. Goodbye little sister.
~ R.A.B
“james would never do that!” why are you james fleamont potter? are you the father? are you the son? are you the holy spirit? why are you deciding what james cant and wont do?
i used to be a jegulus to jegulily or a jily to jegulily gal but now I'm 100% a regulily to jegulily bc like i love it sm no other words