OLI AND SAUSAGE ALREADY SAW THIS ON TWT BUT ANYWAYS EMPIRES OLI IS INTO DILFS- *gets Ran Over*

Friday night news: War has yet to break out but ZoAstro is on the look for new base location, and Agora has started an illegal Axolotl breeding business

I'm sorry, but I cannot and will not stop until every video game man has been babygirled and blorbified beyond recognition. This is my mission. Everything else comes second

I haven't posted here in quite a bit, but to catch you up

I've recently been drawing SBI fam

star wars outlaws + textposts 4/?

I finally finished my cathedral that I made in survival minecraft for pride month! it took me 2 weeks or so to finish, and i adore the outcome.

This build has 8 pride flags in it, representing Lesbians, MLM Gays, Bisexuals, Transgender folks, Queer folks, Intersex folks, Asexual folks, and finally Xenogender folk! I had a lot of fun building this 13th century french style cathedral, and i can’t wait to start my next project!

From Whale Whisperer on Instagram.

https://instagram.com/whale_whisperer_?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Psst. See them pull millions - if not a billion - pounds from nowhere for this funeral.

NHS? Cost of living crisis? The everyday person will suffer. I'm behind ye all the way. I think I would not be the only Irish person who will also stand behind you to get those fucks out of the position they have.

That died with the Queen. Do with them like the rest of the world. Only royal I like is that King with the funky hats

coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

Calibrating my OBS sucked so I had my friend do it instead

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode