“dm May I Have Permission To Make A Joke?” “if You Say The Song Is Wonderwall I Will Kill You.”

Don't let Republicans distract you with gimmicky culture war bills. Republican policies are making Americans' lives shorter and worse in every conceivable way.

OLI AND SAUSAGE ALREADY SAW THIS ON TWT BUT ANYWAYS EMPIRES OLI IS INTO DILFS- *gets ran over*

Being mentally forcefully dragged from writers block for this

ao3 where's the 30k word droz/davis friends to lovers mutual pining slow burn which explains why they left the 6-4. wh. where is it ao3

For those of you who haven’t been keeping up.

The Navy spilled 14,000 gallons of fuel into the water on O’ahu. They said nothing for a whole week, and only admitted error when the residents on the military base started getting sick.

The spill contains petroleum, which is linked to a multitude of long term issues. Currently, residents are complaining of nausea, burning skin and headaches.

A well on the island is being shut off because it borrows from the military water supply. This well provides over 20% of the water on the island. Residents are being told to ration water, and no one is sure if the entire water supply is contaminated. We have no answers, no solutions, except wait for symptoms and pray you don’t fall ill.

US greed and imperialism will kill my people. US occupation kills my people.

They come with poisoned supplies and deadly viruses. Same story different century.

Watched the Clone Wars finale again but now I just think about Jesse's "sorry commander!" when I see him and he was so sweet and he deserved so much better and I'm just gonna cry again and-

This just in, C.S.N. Have gained access to glow berries. Unfortunately they’ve decided to still throw their money at the Magic Builders

Some of my favourite, totally real, lines in Outer wilds

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Part 3

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

I’m so normal about them it’s insane

I love this idea more than my own existence

hey hey hey! Rex uses they/them and he/him pronouns, I do not take criticism.

also i can’t do lineless to save my life ahahahaha why did I do lineless for white armor :’D