Trying To Decide Which Of My Drawings To Post On Tumblr Is Such A Funny Experience Like... Do I Post

Finally managed to log in to my tumblr yuppie🌟

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

Me and U(FO) 👽🐄

“but what about platonic soulmates?? not everything has to be romantic. friendship is just as important—” shut uppp. i have plenty of friends. i don’t need to live vicariously through some fictional character’s friendship. i want to see them fuck nasty. i want to see them be weird about each other

Today, as a demonstration of my supreme powers, I have successfully transformed 4 hours' worth of work into 10 hours' worth of work. The outcome is literally no different from what it would've been otherwise, but I sat down at my work desk at 8 am and it's now 6 pm.

people who watch 80s-90s horor movies will be like "oh my god they're so hot"

and the character looks like this

Born to be normal, forced to backpack across europe

"I'd kill for you."

"I'd die for you."

but would you kill me if I asked?

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now