Girls Be Like, "I'm Turning On My Comfort Movie," And It's John Landis 1981 An American Werewolf In London

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

Today, as a demonstration of my supreme powers, I have successfully transformed 4 hours' worth of work into 10 hours' worth of work. The outcome is literally no different from what it would've been otherwise, but I sat down at my work desk at 8 am and it's now 6 pm.

he weighs nothing

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

when i say "misa amane deserved better" just know i mean it in the "misa amane deserved to have her personality, backstory, and internal monologues expanded upon just as much as her male counterparts and shouldn't have been written as just an extension of light" and not in the "misa amane is a poor baby angel who did no wrong" way.

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon