Oh God What The Fuck Did You Guys Do???

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Preferred method of boiling?

Ingredients: people you don't like, comically large spaghetti noodles, comically large pot, water, salt

Pour water into comically large pot. Wait to boil. Sprinkle salt in. Stick people you don't like onto the comically large spaghetti noodles. Place people noodles into pot sticking up Jesus on the cross style. Wait for 2 days and voila. Boiled 👍

Out of Touch

I feel like I’ve been here before

can confirm

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

I’ve been writing my first fanfic and I’ve already fallen to the ao3 curse. Mf I haven’t even posted it yet 😭😭😭

pee pee poo poo

i took that personally

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

Oh just you wait I’ve got something cooking… just gotta figure it out first

he is sitting and pondering