Can Confirm

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Out of Touch

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

The beans, me and the fellows searcheth f'r apace, by the hour wh'rein hags doth taketh flight

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

Oh god what the fuck did you guys do???

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

Real. Also hate it when an angsty fic’s characters are really progressive and well-versed in mental health terminology. Like no, author, the immature teenage boy that grew up in a society of toxic masculinity is NOT going to know that bad ways of dealing with pain are called “harmful coping mechanisms,” or that their friends’ desperate actions are “trauma responses.” He’s going to understand it through a completely different lens. His understanding won’t be any less sophisticated or meaningful, but it certainly won’t be clinical and academic.

reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

Oh just you wait I’ve got something cooking… just gotta figure it out first

he is sitting and pondering