Bitches Be Like “I Only Date 6ft. And Above” Like Hoe Is You Cordyceps??

I’d give up a vertebra for these goofballs

Big day for the horse girls out there

Peter Birkhäuser

This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen omg

AU Where Shinsou runs a cat sanctuary and Cat-suki likes to bite his friends :)

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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can confirm

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

not me reading cat noir angst while I wait for the minecraft movie to start

i have plans the haters will sabotage

When your AP test starts in 10 minutes but the ao3 yaoi just goes too hard