Horses Scare Me

me irl

Plato's allegory of the cave campaign

Roll to recognize the world around you is but a shadow cast by higher, more real beings, and then get enough EXP to escape the illusion and enter the real world above you.

If you succeed you break down crying because you have to stop roleplaying and take part in capitalism again.

-Pencil

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a rattlin' bog.

omgosh you're so right :o

my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it

my biggest fear is being put into a p.m seymour (or similar) video 'cause i'd never know it it was 'cause i said smth stupid or if it was a compliment

i somehow managed to bruise my hand in a way that makes no sense how,,

Y'ALL THIS IS SO FUN WTF I LOVE TUMBLR

i hate gender 'cause some days i feel like a boy and some days i feel like a girl and some days i feel like no gender and sometimes i feel like no 1s and 0s and some days i feel like the ice cube that got dropped on the floor and kicked under the fridge only to melt and create a small puddle on the hardwood floor of the kitchen that then gets you yelled at by your parental unit(s) for making a mess and not cleaning it up

making fun of someone and then saying “but it’s just a joke so it’s okay” is like me stabbing you and then putting thin toilet roll over the wound stop the blood

All summoning spells summon a baby. You need to raise it to adulthood before it can do anything. The duration is unchanged.

don’t forget that vegas and pete know each other. and have for years. not well, but they are certainly not strangers. they’ve literally tortured and murdered people together. not that long ago! we saw it! in vivid bloody detail on screen!

i just think maybe that’s important to remember when examining their interactions. terrorizing people is a large part of pete’s job description! not just watching dramas with tankhun and being adorable and very bad at spying. along with all that there is also that time he was ruthlessly stomping that one guy to pulp without so much as a flicker of hesitation and when porsche asked him about it he shrugged and said, “yeah i used to think people were good or bad too. i don’t anymore.”

they aren’t starting from a baseline of naive captive-experienced tormentor. they’re starting from the baseline of both having been the experienced tormentor many times before. so of course there’s understanding! 

what’s unusual (to us, and to vegas) is that pete is kind about it when he doesn’t have to be and has no reason to be. because menace, violence, torture, confinement, humiliation, those are all normal in their world. (are we ready to talk about how porsche’s punishment crawling around the gym for hours was also torture…? no? well.) that’s all in a day’s work. but kindness is not.

so anyway pete has apparently become my favorite character and i’m here to personally defend all of his dark shadows and sharp edges