Why Do Like,, 3 Of The Fandoms In Hate Their Members (or Whatever The Word Is) Being Happy

RAHHHHHHHHH

ok now i wanna do this wtf

Instead of being an automatic fail, a Natural 1 will result in a success that is done in such a way that it is one of the worst outcomes possible.

Nat 1 for shooting someone with a bow and arrow? The bow is the one that is fired and hits the target. Go and get it.

Nat 1 on a perception check? Accidentally find out universal truths that result in 3d6 psychic damage.

Nat 1 for deception? You start to believe what you are saying to be true.

The possibilities are endless

making fun of someone and then saying “but it’s just a joke so it’s okay” is like me stabbing you and then putting thin toilet roll over the wound stop the blood

someone needs to take my phone away so i can get this assignment for my theatre seminar done

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oops, all rolls are 4s

What a..fourboding event

I'M SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH RORONOA ZORO IN BOTH THE ANIME AND THE LIVE ACTION Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GOING TO SCREAM (i have a whole folder in my photo gallery that's just mackenyu arata)

i'm going to fucking cry i rlly don't wanna leave this dude (or my friends but stfu let me be dramatic)

i hate gender 'cause some days i feel like a boy and some days i feel like a girl and some days i feel like no gender and sometimes i feel like no 1s and 0s and some days i feel like the ice cube that got dropped on the floor and kicked under the fridge only to melt and create a small puddle on the hardwood floor of the kitchen that then gets you yelled at by your parental unit(s) for making a mess and not cleaning it up

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a rattlin' bog.