A Fun Thing About Computer Skills Is That As You Have More Of Them, The Number Of Computer Problems You

I used Midjourney to create these portraits of Naked Snake and Hideo Kojima as muppets!

You can cook rations on a rotating spit, sitting next to a sentient cat during a major boss fight.

dumb shit in Peace Walker

If you jump off a roof and into a specific bale of hay, it plays an unnecessarily dramatic slow motion animation.

There’s a gun that has a 1/3 chance to shoot an actual tornado. You can catch people in the tornado and watch them as they spin. This is never thought of as impossible or supernatural by anybody in-game.

Your R&D deam can develop doritos, mountain dew, and AXE bodyspray. You can also wear shirts with their logos on it.

“A CARDBOARD TANK? KAZ, THATS BRILLIANT!!”

“Meow? MEOW? Meow meow meow!”

Big Boss sleep talks about dinosaurs and believes wholeheartedly in santa claus. He’s 39.

Kaz has an obsession with the sound of train engines. It borders on something sexual. It’s mentioned once offhand and never brought up again in canon.

“Just out of curiosity, do ghosts have legs or what?”

“Alright! No more uniforms!! From now on, we’re all going NAKED!!”

Big Boss can lift a tank with his bare hands. You just have to mash a button hard enough. This absurd feat of strength is never brought up again in canon.

The final boss theme is a J-pop song.

You can wear nothing but swim trunks throughout the entire game if you want to.

You can wear a shirt that says BIG BOSS with an arrow pointing downward.

The CIA director’s name is Hot Coldsman.

“Cecile Cosima Caminades? You know, if you say part of that in Japanese, it sounds like “Kojima kamina desu”…I can’t believe it!! Do you know what that means?? KOJIMA IS GOD!!”

Probably the best New Year meme ever.

(The flags in the garland make a phrase Говно с дымом, shit with smoke, which is an anagram of С новым годом, Happy New Year).

commission for Gaby aka I Don’t Even Know This Series But Big Boss Needs To Blush 99% More

Strayed off from the well-lit path...

By fireflies and neon lights, we’ll dance until we die!

These are fantastic!

Peace Walker art dump there we go. 

マナティー動画見たりゲームで指を痛めたり

This is very important and it must be known that these 19th C. farting competition scrolls exist.

Japanese art scroll, HE-GASSEN (Farting Competitions). Edo period (1603-1868).

Holy moly

Concept art for V’ger by Syd Mead. From Star Trek The Motion Picture Inside The Art & Visual Effects. Brilliant new book by Jeff Bond & Gene Kozicki