Day 5 (my Cat Messed Up The First One And I Had To Start Over Thats Why Its Late Please Dont Kill Me

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“NO YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE..” Cat Edition In Six Photos

Last day...halloween costumes day 31...i had fun

@spacebunprince

So...i lost my voice

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

1: hey there, OC(s) here

Inktober! Pt1 day 1, @spacebunprince

Day 27!, Web

Just an oc this time

@emerald-emerlad

Thank you OP i had a water bottle inset on the table behind me (So it wouldnt spill on my laptop) and i forgot it exsisted...

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image: