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Bison!

by James R. Page

A description of Lord of the Rings by someone who has only seen parts of it and heard things from their sister:

Eye of ra

Goblin: riiiinnng

They're at the house and Hagrid.. no Dumbledore no.. opens the envelope with the ring then he gets and him and his friend leave. Then they see the eye of ra in the distance. And then they're walking and Dumbledore and Saurumon (guy with the long mustache) fight over how to use the ring. There's like eight rings right? Nine? Whenever you wear the ring you get obsessed and decay like Goblin. They're at the long bridge with like the dragon and then he's like "You shall not pass!" Then the dragon slashes his tail and Dumbledore falls. Legolas the minotaur helps them in the river when they're in the barrels by shooting arrows. Then they get ambushed by Voldemort in the barrels. Then they go back to the shire. They are sad that Hagrid (Dumbledore) is dead. Happily ever after.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement

Should bucklers be chop stops or nope frens?

Sword chart, funny.

I see a lot about how peppers are upset because humans eat them for the thing that was supposed to prevent them from doing that, but capsaicin was supposed to help pepper seeds propagate since mammals couldn't propagate them, and we cultivate pepers on a massive scale because of the capsaicin. So I think that it was a net win for the pepper and the capsaicin did it's job, just in an unexpected way. Like, yeah, task failed in stopping mammals from eating you, but you did manage to become wildly successful because a particular group of mammals like the capsaicin.