I Am Totally Going To Use This From Now On When I Pick Up Women.

pick up line #11

i scream, you scream, but it’s not because we’re terrified ;)

You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down 😏

pick up line #6

roses are red violets are blue sugar i want to go down on you

glasses feat. me hitting on my friends

I like your band merch but it would look better on the floor.

Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.

did anyone ask for soil/farming themed shitty valentine’s cards? no. did I make them anyway? you bet.

Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.

I got a crush on a band chick and this happened