You Don’t Need A Spoonful Of Sugar To Make Me Go Down 😏

“I was recently diagnosed with a rare disease called cryoaudiovascularia. It prohibits proper blood flow to the ears, causing them to slowly freeze and fall off, slowly spreading to the inner ear and finally to the brain. There is no known cure, except one. My ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only known material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.”

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i hate myself

hey girl, ya like to skate? cuz i wheelie wanna roll into those DMs

Celestial Valentine’s Day Cards

Looking for a last minute Valentine’s Day card? Here are some out-of-this-world options for you:

From our solar system…

To distant galaxies…

And worlds far, far away…

Share your Valentine’s Day love with these celestial cards.

To find even more options, visit:

XO Travel Bureau: https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/galleries/exoplanet-travel-bureau/ Mars Valentine’s: http://mars.nasa.gov/free-holiday-ecard/love-valentine/ Space Place Valentine’s: http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/valentines/en/ OSIRIS-REx Valentine’s: http://www.asteroidmission.org/galleries/#collectables

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did anyone ask for soil/farming themed shitty valentine’s cards? no. did I make them anyway? you bet.

You don’t need to give me a spoonful of sugar to make me go down. ;)

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

are you a pokemon? cuz i want a pikachu

glasses feat. me hitting on my friends

I am totally going to use this from now on when I pick up women.

Dwight Schrute Valentine’s cards