nice asteroids
did anyone ask for soil/farming themed shitty valentine’s cards? no. did I make them anyway? you bet.
Baby, if I were a hammer, I’d nail you every night.
Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.
Are you Christmas, cause I wanna merry you?
Damn girl, you’re one fine hipster, cause you can really make those hips stir.
are you from korea? because i think you’re my seoul mate
please?
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
THE smoothest and jazziest of pickup lines for all my fellow gays
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