THESE ARE SO GOOD

Dwight Schrute Valentine’s cards

v day spam !!!

has this been done yet

What pickup line would you recommend to get me a girlfriend at Christmas?

How about:* Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? - or -* Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?—Just some ideas! Hope it works outXoxo - Grace

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

I like your band merch but it would look better on the floor.

Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.

Baby, if I were a hammer, I’d nail you every night.

don’t stick your tongue out at me unless you’re gonna use it