2021 Eurovision Winners!!!

The bisexual spectrum

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

Oh wow yep I’m gay

Keira Knightley in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl’ (2003). x

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

they’re the wings, yall!!!

​I find myself making an exception for them

the bullseye themed chain is a contender that rivals the Swedes’s; consider target

there are very few department stores in which you can have a comfortable overnight stay in. walmart technically is well supplied for a sleepover, but it’s actual interiority (the germs, messes, depressing tiled flooring, very warehouse-like arrangement) makes it hostile to the intimacy of a slumber party. ikea on the other hand? it’s like being in a series of miniature homes that have been stripped of walls and ceilings. the displays are segmented into rooms, but they’re still ensnared in a wider matrix of observable private spaces from wherever you’re standing. to have an ikea go from “a place to shop” to “a place to stay in” reveals the luxurious comfort of it’s delightfully cluttered landscape. those people who were stuck in that denmark ikea overnight are the only people on this earth who are getting raptured. the rest of us are going to hell.

RIP TO MY MAIN MAN PRINCE PHILLIP. BARTHOLOMEW’S ORGANS WERE NOT ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN YOU. DEATH IS CRUEL AND CAME FOR YOU FAR TOO SOON, MY DUKE.

prince phillips organs shutting down like cascading dominos while the doctors frantically stuff him full of replacements harvested from kidnapped street orphans

happy tears

And here you’ll see my husband, looking dapper as ever

A semi-stable 100 year old man. 🥺