The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard
Draco no.
(Based off this post)
james: 2 years ago today, i married my best friend
james: lily is still mad about it but me and sirius were drunk and thought it was funny so
“What do you meAN YOU PANICKED? WE’VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN MONTHS”
“...sorry - I love you too you know”
*mumbles* “idiot”
honestly people, do rp and write on this, pleaseeee.
Dumbledore:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Luna:
Snape:
McGonagall:
Lockhart:
The ministry of magic:
Voldemort:
The real Hogwarts mystery is why you only eat sandwiches at every meal.
Ok but Draco and Harry would totally know so much about each other from the amount they watched one another at school and like
Draco making sure to have treacle tart for dessert the first time he cooks Harry dinner
Harry making Draco’s coffee exactly right in the morning (all the way down to the excessive amount of sugar)
Draco putting Harry’s fork on the left, because he uses it in his left hand despite being right handed
Harry automatically handing Draco the paper, because he likes to read it with his coffee
And neither of them would mention it or make a big deal of it, but they couldn’t deny the warm feeling they both got because they just know each other
The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.”
“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”
“A different hipprogriff.”
“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”
“Prove it.”
a gift for @quicksilvermaid commissioned by @drarryruinedme7 who requested a scene from quicksilver’s fic Who we are in the shadows
ft. werewolf Harry and a Draco who is using every ounce of his being to not let his eyes drift over to his right
i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs
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