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Rowena Ravenclaw: Wait, Salazar, how come you ended up with the shittiest common room? We dished out the money to make them equally AND you’re the richest sod out of all of us

Salazar Slytherin: [thinks back to installing a giantass slide into the Chamber of Secrets and putting a statue of himself in it]

Salazar Slytherin: Uhhhhh… taxes [sweats heavily]

Is that a threat, Draco

the problem with making a playlist for your own writing is that you’re in deep enough that you can justify literally any song to be in it

can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much it’s not funny

The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard

i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

ON FANFIC WRITERS

WHAT MY PARENTS THINK I DO:

WHAT SOCIETY THINKS I DO:

WHAT MY READERS THINK I DO:

WHAT I THINK I DO:

WHAT I ACTUALLY DO:

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for “fleeing from death”, indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.

JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf

JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

Draco having an extensive amout of knowledge about Harry is my fave thing, like some Slytherins will go "Potter looks too cheerful today" "well, maybe it's his birthday", and Draco is casually like "nah, his birthday is July 31st", and everyone is like "what" and Draco is like "what?". Gryffindors passing him in the courtyard, Neville be like "Harry, wanna some strawberry gum?" and Draco mutters to himself "he's allergic to strawberry, Longbottom, Merlin..", and the Slytherins like "not AGAIN"

Oh my god this is so real and powerful and canon

I love this

The Marauders as Classic Teen Films

James: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Sirius: The Breakfast Club (1985)

Remus: Dead Poets Society (1989)

Peter: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

i-love-turtles-xox, reminds me of us

New comic! Smacktalk http://cuek.co/533

Ahh, but which is me and which is you in this situation?

Aight, Imma come out and say it:

🗣️📣 MUNO FROM YO GABBA GABBA IS BUILT LIKE A MOFO DILDO🗣️📣