thyheavenlyfathermoth
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Aight, Imma come out and say it:
🗣️📣 MUNO FROM YO GABBA GABBA IS BUILT LIKE A MOFO DILDO🗣️📣
Y'all I need your help to make some noise about this. Please, #ArrestTerraRoling
Im not dead woo
They say that if you go in the woods at night in the middle of fall
And stay as quiet and still as you possibly can
You can see what makes the leaves and twigs dance so gracefully,
Like little puppet ballerinas.
But I know, you must be sitting here thinking;
“But I already know what makes the twigs and leaves dance.
It's obviously the wind doing all the work!”
But what if I told you you were wrong?
Yes, the wind is a factor in how the twigs and leaves dance like that,
But the wind isn't the main reason
No not at all.
What if I told you that I know how the twigs and leaves actually dance?
Well then, as I was saying, if you go in the middle of the woods
During fall in the dead of night, you will see what truly makes the twigs and leaves dance
Like little ballerina puppets
and yes I know you must now be asking;
“Why do I have to wait till the middle of the night?”
Because that's the only time you can see them clearly.
Dancing
Nighttime is when they show up as clear as day
Dancing to the beat of the shaking tree branches
To the beautiful singing voice of the wind
And as they dance they stir up the twigs and leaves
Making them dance as well
Like little ballerina puppets
And if you are polite and ask them nicely
They will let you join them
They will let you join them as they dance the night away.
Their little feet kicking up dirt and leaves as they dance to
Their own tune like little ballerina puppets. Their wild hair blowing in the breeze
with twigs and flowers tangled through their hair and singing along
With the wind and trees with their own voices.
But as always, all good things must come to an end sooner or later.
Because as soon as the sun starts to peek her glowing face
Above the horizon, they’ll vanish. Leaving you to dance by yourself
Until you realize that you’re suddenly alone. Now you might start scratching
your head while asking yourself, where did they go? Was it something
you said? You didn't accidentally insult them did you?
Well don’t worry, i'm here to reassure you that it wasn't your fault that they left all of a sudden,
They just prefer the night to be seen. In fact, they never left at all, they're still there.
You just can’t see them anymore because of the sun. they never left at all.
They’re still kicking up the twigs and leaves and dancing to the tune of the wind and trees.
And they hope that you'll come back to dance with them again.
And there you go! The truth behind how the twigs and leaves dance in the wind.
Like little ballerina puppets. Now that you know the truth,
Would you like to dance?
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape-
Well...
Looks like the Royal Necromancer is getting sacked. ⚰️
The last one oh my Fuck. I'm WHEEZING-
“if you liked this title you may enjoy” but with animal species
If I could have your attention please. You don't have to do this but, type in the comments to let me know what you think of my posts! It would help a lot, and it would really make my day!
Thank you for your time, now have a dank meme.
Go follow this terrifying deity of shit posts.
Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
Happy Bunny Day everyone. Have fun fishing in a river and thinking that you caught a big one only to find out that it's another mother fucking egg.🥚🐇
Ok so I need to know...
Who the fuck else uses They/Them pronouns or some form of them? I need proof that people like me exist! Please, I'm lonely AF.
Same dude.
Imma just No❤️ my way through the rest of my senior year. It worked before.
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