Harry Potter And Hermione Granger Picking Flowers In The Summer

The Marauders as Classic Teen Films

James: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Sirius: The Breakfast Club (1985)

Remus: Dead Poets Society (1989)

Peter: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

The most valuable chart…

harry potter gently brushing a stray piece of hair away from draco malfoy’s flushing face. reblog if you agree

headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake there’s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium

do you ever look at someone and think ‘man, what a work of art’

my favorite kind of fanfics are “canon divergence” because it’s always like handing back a reviewed essay with comments like “I enjoyed the strong beginning but here is where you lost me, I’ve made some notes”

dragged myself kicking and screaming out of this art block with a big friendly ‘fuck you’ to canon

Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?

-wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series

-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason we’re celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)

-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!

-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)

-user guides for characters (as if they’re adoptable robots)

-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DON’T SUE I’M DIRT POOR

-author’s notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW

-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous

-AUs where everything except the main character’s names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)

-The writer’s favourite character isn’t dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again

-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts

a day in the potter-malfoy kitchen.

Turns out that in order to post my fics, I have to write them! Shocked and upset.