Question! Can I Pet This Thing Please???

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

HES A DUCK!!! HES A FUCKING DUCK I KNEW THAT WAS HIS TRUE ANGEL FORM!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A REGULAR BIRD AT FIRST BUT NO MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!

DUCK LUCIFER!!!

stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women

"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!

God what is going on here?!

10 kilometres away from you

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1 kilometer away from you

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30 metres away from you

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10 metres away from you

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1 meter away from you

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Its here.

Um what am I looking at????

I'm not😭🔪

you are

*turns you into sausage*

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Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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