Summary: When Dragon Yoongi finds baby Jungkook in the wreckage of a house he burned down, he can’t bring himself to kill the child. Months after someone drops a baby at your door, you start to notice something- or someone, lurking at the edge of your farm.
W/C: 11.2k
TAGS: brief body horror, injury, mentions of parental death, shifting, mentions of rut cycles, parent death, mentions of war, brief nudity, non-explicit smut, mentions of dragon dick, knots, yoongi has an inhumanly big dick, inability to have children, domestic bliss, PTSD, flashbacks
A/N: Finally found the comic that inspired this series, everyone go take a look at @/dam-daung-ju’s Dragon Yoongi and knight! Hoseok comic on twitter!
PART 1
- “Move into my home Y/n, let me take care of you and our son, please- let me.”
- You’ve never heard Yoongi beg, and he isn’t in the habit of doing it often or even asking for things at all. And so you agree, He picks you up by your waist and spins your around and scent marks you along your neck, a wide gummy smile tugging across his lips the whole time- absolutely ecstatic that you’ve agreed.
- And though you smile too, especially when Jungkook runs around your legs and shrieks in delight- you’d be lying if you said you didn’t feel a tiny- little- minuscule bit of trepidation about moving into a dragon’s den. Would it be basic? would it be basically like living in a cave, would it be warm?
- Whatever it is you’re expecting- Yoongi’s den is definitely not that.
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➳ ROSES
╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter… but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting
pairing: single dad!jin x photographer!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, angst, smut
status: completed
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: yoooo y’all already know wtf is going on lol we back and thiccer than ever with a new au!! bls enjoy clueless single dad Jin getting his shit turned upside down by chaotic good y/n!! x
💐 part 1 - profiles
💐 part 2 - die hard
💐 part 3 - shrek
💐 part 4 - lizard person in a child suit
💐 part 5 - the sacred law of dibs
💐 part 6 - bird watching
💐 part 7 - friendship flowers
💐 part 8 - in a totally chill friend way
💐 part 9 - hold that canoe
💐 part 10 - math
💐 part 11 - frozen
💐 part 12 - the word that shall not be named
💐 part 13 - jolly green giant
💐 part 14 - over and out
💐 part 15 - exposed
💐 part 16 - psychic powers
💐 part 17 - zoinks scoob
💐 part 18 - smirgins
💐 part 19 - this is a case for the FBI
💐 part 20 - family night
💐 part 21 - lesbians
💐 part 22 - second chance
💐 part 23 - petals (m)
💐 part 24 - peachy
💐 part 25 - crying at the cinnabon stand
💐 part 26 - lasagna
💐 part 27 - bigfoot kink
💐 part 28 - Feelings™️
💐 part 29 - mario and luigi
💐 part 30 - everybody say sausage
💐 part 31 - code red
💐 part 32 - flower daddy
💐 part 33 - i do
💐 part 34 - skittles
💐 part 35 - epilogue
:: bonus part - postlogue 4
spin-offs: breathe (jjk) || finding bigfoot (myg)
summary — life gets a little more complicated when your son befriends a kid whose father seems to hate your guts.
pairing — dad!yoongi x mom!reader
genre — angst, fluff
warning — there may be grammar mistakes, sometimes I unconsciously omit words
a.n. — hello, im back with a new story, hopefully this would be better. let me know if you want to be added to the tag list :)
thank you for reading xx
introduction: A and B | one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen | fourteen | fifteen | sixteen | seventeen | eighteen | nineteen | twenty | twenty one | twenty two | twenty three | twenty four | twenty five | twenty six | twenty seven | twenty eight | twenty nine | thirty | thirty one | thirty two | thirty three | thirty four | thirty five | thirty six | thirty seven | thirty eight | thirty nine | forty | forty one | forty two (I) | forty two (II) | forty three (the end) | epilogue | extra.
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“It’s okay hyung, everything’s going to be okay. Don’t worry about anything.”
Taehyung’s words ran through Jin’s mind over and over as he sat in Soojin’s room, helping her with her math.
“Three,” Soojin says, answering the seventh problem on her paper. Jin shakes his head.
“No, why would it be three? Try again. Hyunmin has TWO apples but Sewan gives him TWO more. How many apples does Hyunmin have now?” Jin says, repeating the problem again.
“Uncle Yoongi says if you don’t know the answer, it’s always three!” Soojin argues, causing Jin to roll his eyes.
“Don’t listen to him, he doesn’t like school. Hold on, let me grab some actual apples from the kitchen so we could do this visually.” Jin gets up from the floor, walking out of the room. He looks at you two’s shared room as he enters the hallway, seeing that the door is now open.
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“Minseok, hand me my phone please,” you say. You were currently sitting at your desk, typing away on your laptop. You had a new client and a bedroom to design. The aesthetic she’s asking for is called Grand Millennial. It’s beautiful. She wants blues and pinks, and gold of course. She just sent you a pinterest board of furniture she likes and photos as to how she wants the room to look like. You typically do this with all of your clients, encouraging them to make pinterest boards on what they want to have in their homes. It makes it easier for you to know what they want and in the end they’re always happy with the outcome.
You’re seeing a lot of paintings here that she pinned and you had the idea to recommend Taehyung to her. A customized piece would complete the whole look of her dream bedroom. She’d get both the look she wants and also a personalized piece.
Now she wasn’t the only client. You have another one you’re working with but this one gives you a headache.
This one doesn’t know what she wants, yet when you give her options she doesn’t like any of them. So right now you’re trying to get to know her so maybe you can help suggest some things that go along with her interests.
But she takes about 2-3 business days just to reply to your messages. Also mentioned she’s not a phone call person so calling her doesn’t help when it goes straight to voicemail.
You sigh, rubbing your temples.
“Minseok, did you hear me?” You ask, turning around. Minseok was in your room, sitting on your bed as he read. He said Haneul kept bugging him and wanted to be with you for some peace and quiet. This was before you put Haneul down for a nap.
Now you’re looking at an empty bed. No traces of your son but the book next to your phone on your side table.
“Nevermind,” you mumble, getting up instead. He probably went to the kitchen or something to grab a snack.
Once got up you suddenly felt dizzy. “Ah.” You have been working for a few hours straight, and didn’t eat lunch.
“O- ow,” you say, wincing as your head starts to pound. You close your eyes, holding onto your head with one hand and grabbing on to your bed with the other for support. Your legs were starting to shake and you tried to sit back down on your chair but missed.
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THUD.
“Woah what was that,” Minseok says, turning to the hallway. Jin was looking as well when they heard a loud sound coming from one of the rooms. They were both standing around the kitchen counter. He was grabbing the apples for Soojin and Minseok was trying to get a tangerine from the same fruit basket.
“Haneul?” Jin calls, “Are you okay?” Haneul was down for a nap, but Jin thought he might’ve woken up or something, maybe even fell.
“I’m going to go back to mommy’s room,” Minseok says, running off.
“Okay, I’ll check on your brother.”
The two quickly walked to the hallway. Minseok went ahead of Jin while Jin entered Haneul’s room.
“Haneul?” He says, walking into his room. Haneul was still asleep on his bed. “Huh.”
“DADDY!” Minseok yelled. Jin’s eyes widened as he heard the panic in his son’s voice.
He immediately runs to your room, his heart beating faster and faster.
“Mommy’s not waking up,” Minseok says, kneeling next to you on the floor, shaking your arm.
“What happened?” Soojin says, standing from the doorway.
“Minseok go get your brother, and Soojin go grab your jackets and put on your shoes,” Jin says in panic, hooking his arm behind your back and under your knees. He quickly picks you up, heading to the garage.
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“Haneul, wake up!” Minseok says, shaking his brother, he runs around his room, grabbing a coat and his slip ons. Haneul blinks his eyes open slowly, turning to the side and watching his brother run up to him.
“Put this on,” Minseok says, pulling Haneul upwards. He hurriedly puts the coat on his brother and shoves his feet into his shoes.
“Oppa hurry,” Soojin says, running to Minseok. She was already dressed, shoes on and a hoodie. “Here,” she says, giving him his own shoes and his own hoodie.
Minseok hurriedly throws on the clothes and Soojin pulls Haneul off of the bed.
“Let’s go!” She says, running to the garage while she dragged Haneul behind her.
“Come on, hurry,” Jin says. Running towards the kids and grabbing Haneul. Minseok runs in front of him and jumps into the van. You were sitting unconscious in the seat Soojin’s car seat usually is.
“Soojin you’re going to sit in the back with Minseok okay,” Jin says, securing Haneul into his carseat. Which was next to the seat you were sitting in.
“Mommy,” Haneul says in a raspy voice. Poor baby, he just woke up and has no idea what was going on.
“Yeah, mommy is not feeling well so we’re going to take her to the hospital okay?” Jin calmly tells Haneul. “Are you two buckled up?” He asks his two oldest, moving his head to the side. They both give him two thumbs up. “Okay good. Minseok, here’s my phone,” he says, handing his cellphone to his oldest. “Call uncle Jungkook and let him know that we’re going to the hospital because mommy fainted. Tell him to let the others know and if any of them could come and help.”
“Okay,” he says, taking the phone from his dad. Jin quickly hops out and closes the back door and hops onto the driver’s seat.
“Is mommy going to be okay?”
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expect the unexpected
♡ part twenty-three: don’t worry ♡
pairings: ceo, dad!jin x interior designer, mom!reader
a/n: i don’t have anything to say except😭 the part with haneul makes my sister and i laugh bc of this one picture his irl mom posted on instagram once when he just woke up and that’s all we can imagine
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“Let’s go to your daddy, come on,” Secretary Choi says, reaching his hand out for Haneul. The kids better knew him as Uncle Secretary, or ‘Yeonjun-ah’ as they often hear from their dad.
“Where we going?” Haneul asks, looking up at Yeonjun as he holds onto his hand.
“Daddy has a meeting and we both have to attend,” he says, leading the little one out of his dad’s office.
“Are we going to play?” Haneul asks, kicking his feet up obnoxiously with every step down the hallway. “I want to play with daddy.”
“You can maybe play with him after, daddy has to listen and watch a few presentations first and–” Yeonjun looks down at Haneul who was looking up at him with furrowed eyebrows. The older one sighs. “Daddy’s busy, but after he’ll play with you okay?”
“Okay~” Haneul says before letting go of Yeonjun’s hand and running into the open doors of an elevator. “Boop boop!” He yells, pounding his small fists onto the buttons of the elevator.
“Y-yah! Kim Haneul!” Yeonjun yells, running after the little one who smiles at the secretary when the elevator doors close.
Yeonjun aggressively presses for the elevator doors to open, quickly panicking as he doesn’t know where his boss’ child has ended up.
He checks the time on his watch and he’s late. Yeonjun looks around and debates on running down a few flights of stairs when suddenly the elevator doors open.
“Uncle Yeonjun!” Haneul giggles, pointing at the secretary. Yeonjun sighs, turning around with his head pointed down to the little one’s height. He wasn’t there, but instead a pair of legs were. Yeonjun visibly swallows as he follows the legs up to see who was connected to them. Of course he knew.
“Yeonjun I thought I said to bring him to the meeting room? I instead heard him screaming and running down the hallways unsupervised.” Jin says, walking towards the younger one. “We’re late, let’s go,” He says, pulling his frozen secretary into the elevator with Haneul in one of his arms.
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“I don’t wike it,” Haneul says, bored out of his mind, leaning back into his dad’s lap as he watches another presentation led by one of Jin’s employees. The employee presenting laughs awkwardly, as he clicks on to the next slide.
“Shh,” Jin says, readjusting Haneul on his lap. “Just watch okay.”
“Okay..”
Haneul didn’t understand anything they were talking about or why his dad sat at the back of the table with several other men in suits. His eyes wandered off of the man presenting and instead his eyes caught random things laid around the room.
Haneul started to whine, trying to slide down from his dad’s lap so he could freely walk around.
“I wanna play,” he mumbles pushing Jin’s hands away.
“Okay but behave, stay in here,” he whispers, letting go of Haneul.
Haneul breaks into a smile when he finally gets off of his dad. He immediately runs to the table up front and grabs a piece of paper and walks away with it.
“Pen pen,” he says walking by the employees and asking for a pen. One was nice enough to hand him a pen. Haneul giggles as he takes it, walking off and dropping onto the floor to doodle.
Jin quickly takes his eyes off of the presentation and his eyes wander around the room for his son.
When he finds him on the floor, his eyes grew wide.
“Y-YAH YAH!” he yells, surprising the one presenting and all the other employees present. “Haneul-ah!” Jin yells, picking up Haneul off of the floor, making him drop his pen. Haneul looks down at his masterpiece and smiles.
On the floor was a blank piece of paper.
And a bunch of doodles on the tiles.
Jin bends down to pick up the pen, which wasn’t actually a pen, but a fine point sharpie. And now his son’s doodles were permanently on the floor.
“Whose is this?” Jin asks, holding the pen up. One of the employees slowly raises their hand.
“Here,” Jin says, giving it back. He then went back to his seat in the back, placing Haneul on his lap.
“Here you go Haneul,” Yeonjun says, coming out from the back and giving the young one a pack of crayons and a coloring book.
“I’m sorry about that,” Jin says to everyone. “Please, continue.”
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- “Daddy wet’s go to Auntie Sohu,” Haneul says, picking at the papers Jin was reading through.
“We already went yesterday, you have had enough sweets for the week,” Jin says mindlessly, flipping through the pages
“But I miss Auntie Sohu,” Haneul pouts.
“No you don’t, you miss her cupcakes,” Jin says. “Yeonjun can you send this over to Mr. Kang on floor 3?” He says , passing the papers to his secretary. Yeonjun nods, taking the paper from him and walking out.
“I want cupcakes,” Haneul mumbles, lightly kicking Jin’s table.
“No, you’ve had too much,” Jin says, leaning over to pick him up and place him on his lap. “We can have your favorite for dinner tonight, how about that huh?” Jin says, leaning down to place kisses onto his baby’s neck and cheeks. Haneul giggles, pushing his dad’s face away.
With two small hands on Jin’s cheeks, Haneul gives him a bIG PINCH. Squeezing with all his might.
“BUT I WANT CUUPPCAAKKEES!” Haneul yells. Jin’s face contorts in pain.
“Y-YYYYYAAAAAAAH!”
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After answering his texts from you, Jin’s phone began to ring.
“Uncle I’m hungry,” Haneul pouts, pulling on Yeonjun’s hand. Yeonjun looked at Jin to ask if he wanted to eat but saw him on the phone so Yeonjun decided to take Haneul down to the cafeteria.
“Hyung,” Yeonjun whispers, Jin turns around and Yeonjun motions to the door and does an eating gesture with his right hand. Jin nods and tells them to go with his hand. Assuming that Jin understood what Yeonjun was trying to say, the two of them left.
“Okay let’s go eat.”
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♡part four: boop boop♡
pairings: ceo, dad!jin x interior designer, mom!reader
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◐ Series Masterlist ◐
◐ Part I ◐ Part II ◐ Part III ◐ Part IV ◐ Part V ◐ Part VI ◐ Part VII ◐
Pairing: Alpha Werewolf Jimin x Omega Reader
Rating: Hard Mature 18+ (for this installment)
Warnings: this one is a little darker, descriptions of violence, ABO sexual dynamics including discussion of scenting, marking, mating, and claiming, strong sexual innuendo, discussion of violence relating to ritual combat, possessive behavior, injuries and discussion of injuries, lots of people have, use and are threatened by knives, kidnapping and drugging, its not as bad as it sounds, but it is definitely a bit darker…
Word Count: 4250
Author’s Note: I said it before but it bears repeating…You have no idea what your support has meant to me. Truly your asks and your messages and comments…they made me so happy. You made me believe that people wouldn’t forget about this story. I am so grateful you were able to wait. As many of you know I faced a medical emergency recently and you were all so lovely. The best followers on this site and I MEAN that. As always, my angels @ppersonna @xjoonchildx and @untaemedqueen were (and continue to be) the best betas and the best friends anyone could ask for. My thanks to ALL of you for helping me bring this story to life! I don’t know what I would do without your daily encouragement and your daily support. You guys are the heartbeat of this story. It wouldn’t be here without you.
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Two Years Ago
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Centuries ago the moon goddess stumbled across her human soulmate while he was sleeping. Struck by his beauty, but reluctant to reveal her identity, the goddess began to visit him in his dreams where she could hide her true form and appear before him as a mortal woman.
In the world of dreams their love flourished and from that blessed union the packs were born…
The wolf nations celebrated this sacred romance every ten years during the Festival of the Lover’s Moon…
The day of the festival was spent eating and drinking and dancing at large parties, but when the sun went down… well—
That’s when things got really interesting.
On the night of Lover’s Moon the young unmated wolves of the pack were permitted to commemorate this legendary love story in a decidedly scandalous manner.
The unmated men assumed the role of the goddess’s sleeping lover—they were blindfolded (to represent slumber) and led into a large sectioned off area of the dark forest to ‘wait and dream.’
Unmated she-wolves over the age of maturity (eighteen) took herbal scent suppressors and ventured out into that very same forest in order to anonymously ‘visit’ the young men ‘in their dreams’…
The rules for what exactly that meant were pretty fast and loose which was why Min Yoongi was thanking the goddess and every other deity he could think of that Yunli was still seventeen.
“But I will be eighteen in two days! Please can’t I just—“
“No. Absolutely not under any circumstances ever.”
“But Yoonji is going!”
“Ji-ah is nearly nineteen and has never been interested in any of the snotty little man-pups of our pack.” He snorted. “She’s probably going out just so she can shove a bunch of them in the lake.”
“I wouldn’t count on it,” Yunli mumbled irritably.
Kim Taehyung yawned idly and snuggled into the cozy little pallet he prepared at the base of his favorite tree. The blindfold he and all the other unmated ‘lovers’ wore was made from witchcloth and could not be removed while the sun was down—so he had snuck into the forest earlier to set everything up.
Now all he had to do was wait until—
“H-Hi Taehyung.”
Oh sh—
“Uh. Hello…Miss.”
Taehyung didn’t recognize the owner of that voice, but he knew for sure who it wasn’t.
“I was hoping to find you tonight.”
This is not good.
“Well I’m—I’m flattered… naturally but—”
She touched his hand and he squeaked.
“I was thinking you and I might get to know each other a little bet—eep!”
The sharp point of a custom blade pressed directly into the unfortunate young beta girl’s pulse point.
“Are you lost, puppy?”
A heavy cloak obscured the newcomer’s features, but there was no mistaking her meaning.
Taehyung bit his lip to keep from snorting as the poor she-wolf scrambled away.
“Ji-ah,” he tsked with feigned disapproval, “that wasn’t very nice.”
Min Yoonji grinned as she sheathed her wicked looking dagger and slid languidly into his arms.
“You don’t like nice girls, Kim Taehyung.”
“I like you,” he whispered breathlessly against her lips. “Nice or not—it doesn’t matter to me…” His hands slid greedily over her soft curves—pulling her closer till he felt the beat of her heart against his own. “I’ll like anything as long as it’s you.”
This was the stupidest idea in the history of stupid ideas.
Jimin huffed as he struggled to find a comfortable position against the giant boulder he’d chosen as his perch.
Why did I let Taehyung talk me into this?
He could be at home—in bed—comfortably sleeping off the all-day feast he’d indulged in.
Instead he was out in the middle of the forest sitting blindfolded on a rock in the off chance that one of the she-wolves was out looking for him.
Not bloody likely.
Not when prime targets like Namjoon, Hoseok, Jungkook—and countless others—were scattered throughout the woods.
“Park Jimin?”
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summary: being a loner has never bothered yoongi until now. until you.
pairing: yoongi x reader
genre: mafia AU, pining, eventual smut
rating: 18+
word count: 6.9K
notes: thank you guys so much for reading my story! i’m really hoping you love this third chapter. if you do, i’d love to hear from you – send me an ask here.
beta read by the boo @hobi-gif who never fails to rescue me from myself in at least one scene in every chapter.
warnings: there are mentions of blood and themes of religion in this chapter.
this fic is a continuation of the Guarded Series but can be read as a standalone piece!
Chapter 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05
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Sunday morning – come hell or high water – Yoongi’s butt had to be parked in a pew.
Church was absolutely non-negotiable for the boys of Shing Ma.
Yoongi would tug at the collars of his ill-fitting hand-me-down shirts and sit through hours of preaching in his too-tight shoes. He would stare up at the carved wooden figure of Jesus mounted just behind the altar and Jesus would stare right back.
I see what you’ve been up to, Min Yoongi, his face seemed to say. You’re not fooling me.
Jesus always won the staring contest.
So Yoongi would spend his entire week fucking around in the streets of Daegu – skipping class and sneaking cigarettes – but on Sunday, he’d have to sweat through a sermon, trying his hardest to avoid the knowing eyes of the Lord.
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As You Wish
Jungkook x Reader
Author: Admin Mo
Genre: Fantasy!AU Fluffy fluff with a splash of angst for good measure.
Word Count: Somewhere around like 3k?
Dust. Dust everywhere. So much of it that every artifact you moved from the seemingly ancient attic of the Magus College Library turned up a flurry of the gray flakes, causing you to hack up a lung.
Jesus, you felt awful. And all for some extra credit.
It wasn’t like there wasn’t cool stuff up here. There was. Really cool stuff. But your terrible dust allergies were preventing you from enjoying it fully.
“Find it yet?” Your partner on the assignment, a warlock named Yoongi, was rummaging through some boxes in an attempt to find the tapes you had been sent up here to retrieve for your Magic History professor. For some reason, he was sure they were up here, but all you had found was a wicked cough and a lantern from SmallWorld that Yoongi had nearly crushed.
“Nope.” You wiped some of the grime off of your hands, palms rubbing against the fabric of your jeans.
“Alright. Well. I’m going to go grab coffee. Do you want me to get one for you?”
“Yes please.”
“I’ll be back in a few. Text me if you find it before I get back.”
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RM: I’m so conflicted between by idol and rapper identities that it’s tearing me apart, but I’m slowly coming to terms with my identity as a musical artist, so I’m gonna rap in a flow so intricate and sesquipedalian that y’all cant even pretend I’m not the best in the game, also I’ve read so many nihilistic philosophy books that I wanna DIE, but not before I’ve DRUNK my WEIGHT in LIQUOR and had a RAP BATTLE with GOD
Agust D: fuck all you fake rappers, fuck your moms, fuck high school, fuck the bourgeois, fuck depression, fuck social isolation, i cant trust nobody not even myself because im possessed by an evil rapping demon consumed by its lust for greed and fame, meet me in daegu for an ass kicking you fake fucks, i’ll kick your ass, i’ll kick his ass, I’LL KICK MY OWN ASS
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