Jungkook As A Dark Fae

if hobi not bf… why bf shaped? [cr. qdeoks]

the one where yoongi hates his therapist but kind of likes her receptionist; lveb!verse

➺ pairing; min yoongi x reader

➺ genre; lveb!universe equal parts emotionally constipated and cheeky yoongi!! the man of our dreams!! i don’t really know what to categorize this drabble as but it’s cute and it’s sfw <3 

➺ wordcount: 5k 

➺ summary; yoongi hates going to therapy - but you and your dumb little hershey kisses make it a tiny bit better, he supposes. 

➺ what to expect; “you like a man who’s unable to form emotional bonds with people, baby?”

➺ optional reading: not necessary but feel free to read la vie en bonsai just to get a feel for what yoongi’s like and why we’re all falling hopelessly in love with him!! 

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“see you next week, yoongi!”

“uh-huh, yep.” the smile on yoongi’s face drops as soon as he shuts the door behind him and he immediately rolls his eyes

well

that was an hour and a half of his life that could’ve gone towards something more productive

watching paint dry probably would’ve been more productive than whatever the hell that was

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expect the unexpected | 27

Day 1

“WAKE UP WAKE UP!”

“What are you doing,” Jin groans, looking up at his daughter who is bouncing on his chest. 

“We’re going camping!” Soojin yells, full of energy for being awake this early in the morning. Jin turns to the side and grabs his phone, being blinded by the bright light. 

“5:30?” Jin says, looking back up at Soojin.

“Soojinah,” Soobin says, peeking into the room. “Is your dad awake?” 

“He is,” Jin says in a raspy voice. “Take her away from me please.” Soobin walks over to his brother and grabs his niece from under her arms. 

“Noona said that we’re leaving in fifteen minutes, so you better get up hyung,” Soobin says, walking away with Soojin clinging around his neck. 

“Is he awake?” You ask Soobin as he walks out of your room. 

“He is but he doesn’t want to beee~” your daughter replies, making you and your brother-in-law giggle. 

“I see,” you say, pinching her cheeks. “I’ll get him up. You and your brothers go get your stuff in the living room and help uncle Soobin load them in the van okay?”

“Okay!” They both say, giving you two thumbs up.

“Yah, Seokjinah,” you say, walking to your bed. Jin groans, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at you. You gasp loudly, looking at him with wide eyes as you put your hand on your stomach. “You dare throw a pillow at a pregnant woman?? You could hurt the baby!”

Jin finally props himself up with his elbows. 

“The baby is literally the size of a blueberry,” Jin replies. “But I’m up, I’m up.” 

“Good,” you say, throwing the pillow back at him. “Everyone is already ready, just waitin’ on you.” You get up, about to leave to help the kids.

“Can I at least get a good morning kiss to give me some energy??” Jin says, watching you walk away. You sigh, turning back around and walking to your big baby of a husband. Who, might I add, had his lips puckered up and ready for you. 

You lean down and press a big kiss to his lips.

“Mwuah!” You emphasize, pulling away from him. “Now get ready,” you say, patting his cheeks.

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Rainy days with Taehyung ☔♥

soft field

➳ ROSES

╰ life was a lot easier for seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter… but he had to admit; meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting

pairing: single dad!jin x photographer!reader

genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, angst, smut

status: completed

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: yoooo y’all already know wtf is going on lol we back and thiccer than ever with a new au!! bls enjoy clueless single dad Jin getting his shit turned upside down by chaotic good y/n!! x

💐 part 1 - profiles

💐 part 2 - die hard

💐 part 3 - shrek

💐 part 4 - lizard person in a child suit

💐 part 5 - the sacred law of dibs

💐 part 6 - bird watching

💐 part 7 - friendship flowers

💐 part 8 - in a totally chill friend way

💐 part 9 - hold that canoe

💐 part 10 - math

💐 part 11 - frozen

💐 part 12 - the word that shall not be named

💐 part 13 - jolly green giant

💐 part 14 - over and out

💐 part 15 - exposed

💐 part 16 - psychic powers

💐 part 17 - zoinks scoob

💐 part 18 - smirgins

💐 part 19 - this is a case for the FBI

💐 part 20 - family night

💐 part 21 - lesbians

💐 part 22 - second chance

💐 part 23 - petals (m)

💐 part 24 - peachy

💐 part 25 - crying at the cinnabon stand

💐 part 26 - lasagna

💐 part 27 - bigfoot kink

💐 part 28 - Feelings™️

💐 part 29 - mario and luigi

💐 part 30 - everybody say sausage

💐 part 31 - code red

💐 part 32 - flower daddy

💐 part 33 - i do

💐 part 34 - skittles

💐 part 35 - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 4

spin-offs: breathe (jjk) || finding bigfoot (myg)

Of Fire and Love (Part 2)

(Dragon! Yoongi x Reader) (Ft. Baby! Jungkook and Baby Dragon! Hoseok)

Summary: When Dragon Yoongi finds baby Jungkook in the wreckage of a house he burned down, he can’t bring himself to kill the child. Months after someone drops a baby at your door, you start to notice something- or someone, lurking at the edge of your farm.

W/C: 11.2k

TAGS: brief body horror, injury, mentions of parental death, shifting, mentions of rut cycles, parent death, mentions of war, brief nudity, non-explicit smut, mentions of dragon dick, knots, yoongi has an inhumanly big dick, inability to have children, domestic bliss, PTSD, flashbacks

A/N: Finally found the comic that inspired this series, everyone go take a look at @/dam-daung-ju’s Dragon Yoongi and knight! Hoseok comic on twitter!

PART 1

- “Move into my home Y/n, let me take care of you and our son, please- let me.”

- You’ve never heard Yoongi beg, and he isn’t in the habit of doing it often or even asking for things at all. And so you agree, He picks you up by your waist and spins your around and scent marks you along your neck, a wide gummy smile tugging across his lips the whole time- absolutely ecstatic that you’ve agreed.

- And though you smile too, especially when Jungkook runs around your legs and shrieks in delight- you’d be lying if you said you didn’t feel a tiny- little- minuscule bit of trepidation about moving into a dragon’s den. Would it be basic? would it be basically like living in a cave, would it be warm?

- Whatever it is you’re expecting- Yoongi’s den is definitely not that.

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The Act of Persuasion

⊸Pairing: BTS Seokjin ⇆ Reader 

⊸Genre: Bear Hybrid | Actress | CEO | Arranged Marriage | Fluff | Angst | Single Parent

⊸Summary: When two critters arrive at his doorstep he didn’t know that they would cause a bear who marched to the rhythm of the ants realizes there more to life walking in straight lines. However in order walk out of those lines he had to make a deal to save others and his two little ones, but at what cost? Then there’s me, the one who only sees in parallel. I walk in the footprints my parents have made in the path. What happens when my perspective changes because of a silly bear?

⊸Word: 20. 9K

⊸Rating: teen; mentions of abuse, adoption, and overworking. 

⊸ A/N: This one series has been in the works since April, and I’m so happy to finally release this! Its my first time writing a teen-rom-melodrama, so I hope you enjoy it! This story is a part of the KLF universe. Thank you for reading! | Header image: Anan 2019

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The words on his book silhouetted as bright headlights passed over the wide windowpane glossing over the dimly lit room. The comforting whirling oscillation of the heater and the hesitant rain trickling outside became background as he zoned into the sound of a running engine. He sighed marking his page with the ribbon bookmark, then closed the book with a clap; it was just getting to the good part. Harsh and rapid knocking drummed at the door before he even had time to stretch his limbs. He yelled from his recliner setting his circle glasses and book down on the side table, “I’m coming, I’m coming!”

He rubbed his palms over his tired eyes before he bent down slightly with one eye shut to look through the peephole revealing the restless, tall figure pacing on the other side. The figure raised his hand again, ready to knock another radical pattern, “Jin, please open up!” Jin swung open one of the wooden, double doors to open to the drenched cadet. The glossy, doe look in the buck’s eyes barely peeked from under his shagging brown hair told him that, in fact, everything wasn’t alright.

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‧✧̣̇‧ Gym Bunny 18

‧✧̣̇‧ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

‧✧̣̇‧ Genre: muscle pig!Jungkook, strangers to lovers au, fluff, angst, college au, very enthusiastic kook, shy chubby reader, self hatred to self love au.

‧✧̣̇‧ Summary: Happy moments with Jungkook always end with smiles and weird moments maybe.

‧✧̣̇‧ Warnings: reverse cowgirl, crude comments, Jungkook instigates that he’s going to fight someone, toxic mentality, y/n is a Taehyung apologist but not really

‧✧̣̇‧ Word count: 2.9K

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Jungkook likes to think that his life in this every moment is the best it’s ever been. And it’s definitely not because he’s finally convinced you to ride his dick off, oh no. It’s definitely because he’s finally finished building that Van Gogh Lego set you got him for his birthday, he also finally taught Bam how to play dead, that makes his life pretty cool. You make his life cool too if he’s being honest, especially when you giggle when he does something stupid or the way you cut half of what you’re eating to give to him.

Again, it’s definitely not because you’re riding him like it was your life’s passion to bring him pleasure. But he won’t deny that he loves the way you’re rolling your hips so his cock gets the attention it deserves. He also loves that you’re letting him slap your ass and moaning so beautifully.

But yea, his amazing life has nothing to do with this moment right now.

He moans before biting his lip and squeezing your ass like it was nothing to him. He leaves red handprints on your skin but he knows you won’t mind. You’re turned away from him, hands gripping his legs to ground you because this position is new to you and it feels like he’s touching places you never thought he could. You moan loudly and wiggle your hips when your ass meets the base of his cock. He nearly choked in appreciation, his nails digging into your skin but you don’t mind.

“Oh fuck,” Jungkook huffs and holds your hips like it’ll help him hold back his orgasm,” this is the best day of my life.”

You’re blushing but that doesn’t stop you from lifting your hips and carefully slamming them back down on his cock. Jungkooks moans are giving you that confidence you love to feel and you really need it now since you’re doing something you’ve never done before. Jungkook has asked you to ride him a couple times now, of course you’ve said no thinking you’d definitely crush him.

And of course Jungkook replies in his usual obnoxious tone,

If a man can’t handle his girl riding him then is he really a man?

And a blush worthy statement,

Dying between your legs is how I would wanna go anyways.

You decided to take the chance just because you can’t tell him no and you were curious if it would feel differently for you if you were being honest. You finally agreed to it, making Jungkook suddenly strip and sit up on his bed happily tapping his lap for you. So now here you are, arching your back like you’ve seen in raunchy videos and you try grind slow circles with your hips since that one article you read a couple days ago said it would’ make him bust a nut in a second’

“Fuck—“ Jungkook bites his lip before lifting his hips to meet your languid thrusts. Your grip on his leg tightens and now you’re the one leaving marks on him. You lick your lips because it feels too good but you’re too embarrassed to moan even though you’re alone. You clench so tightly around him hearing his moans and huffy groans of your name. He’s about to cum, you know the signs now, his thrusts were sloppy and his words were slurred. You feel him sit up and wrap his arm around your body to touch your bouncing breasts, you almost squeal when you feel his teeth nipping into your shoulder.

“J-Jungkook— Ah—“ The pain from his biting is what does it for you. He feels you getting overwhelmingly tighter and wetter around him. His moans remind you to keep riding him, so you take in a deep breathe and fuck him like he’s always dreamt of.

“Baby you’re so good,” Jungkook lays back down and is stiff under you, he’s holding his breath and letting you take the pleasure out of his body. It doesn’t take long for him to cum, especially when you arch your back again and look back at him as if you were taunting him. He holds your hips in his hands and holds them tight against him, grinding into you to calm himself down. You wiggle your hips again and grind with him, but his hands grip your ass to stop you.

After he knows he’s given you all the cum you need, he pats your ass as he tries to catch his breath, he doesn’t want you to get off of him. He kind of wants his cock to stay nestled warmly in you, but he can tell you’re ready for cuddles and kisses. You slowly lift your hips to let his cock slip out of you with a wet smack to his stomach and Jungkook appreciates the imagery.

“Let’s go shower and watch Frozen.”

He sweetly kisses you and you blush for the millionth time that night.

After taking a shower and putting on matching Mickey and Minnie Mouse pjs, you sit so beautifully on his couch. You're holding his big pikachu plush to your chest and Jungkook almost stops what he’s doing to go and kiss you. But instead he puts snacks on the coffee table and turns the TV on.

You feel a little shy, you almost always do after having sex with Jungkook but doing something new like that has your insecurities running high. You’re not too sure if he actually liked how you were moving or if it was just in the heat of the moment. But you speak up, almost whispering but Jungkook hears you loud and clear.

“Was that…okay?” He scoffs as he picks a movie out, he sits on the floor in between your legs so you can give him, in his own words, daily head rubbies.

“Didn’t you hear me say it was the best day of my life?” He sighs when he feels you run your fingers through his hair.

“You say that everyday.”

“I meant it this time.” He shrugs.

“You didn’t mean it the other times?”

He freezes,” of course I did, I just meant, out of all the best days in my life this was the best of the best.”

You snort a little and it’s a new habit Jungkook has recently found out about as you open up more to him but he loves it just as much.

“Just because I was on top?” You blush again but continue to tease,” I didn’t know you were such a perv.”

Jungkook gasps, offended, he softly swats your hands away to stand up to tower over you, his hand on the couch next to your head to hold himself up. He has a scowl on his face but you know it’s his fake intimidation that he does when he wants to play around.

“Don’t act like you didn’t like it,” he smirks and cups your jaw like he’ll kiss you,” I could feel that pussy getting wetter-“

You squealed and pushed him away, his words were too crude for your own liking, even if it was true.

He didn’t have to say it like that.

But Jungkook thinks you’re too cute, he loves when you blush and try to hide yourself from him. It gets his heart beating faster, his fingertips feel numb with adoration and he can’t help himself from wanting to smother you with love.

“You’re so fucking cute.”He attacks you, tickling you and kissing you, a deadly combination since you’re ticklish all over. You’re trying to push him away but he pins you down and blows raspberries into your neck. You’re laughing, tears forming in the corner of your eyes but he wipes them away before going back to deadly ministrations.

Then you hear your phone ring but Jungkook doesn’t stop the obnoxious wet kisses on your face, instead his fingers look for your phone on the couch cushion while he bites into your cheeks. You whine but he answers it after he sees it was Daisy who was calling. You pull his hair and grumpily answer.

“H-Hey, what’s up?” You breathe out, holding Jungkook back from any more attacks but he bites your fingers in retaliation.

“Babe,” Daisy whined,” Babe can I borrow your boyfriend for a second?”

Jungkook starts kissing your neck again, your weak spot more specifically. He kisses bruises onto the soft skin so it’s starting to get a little hard understanding what Daisy was saying.

“W-What?”

“I need to borrow your boyfriend! Call him up—“

She sounded angry, you know that, but you don’t know why exactly. You tried pushing Jungkook away but times like this he likes to remind you who the stronger one out of the two of you is. He’s squeezing your body like you were his play thing and he still has the nerve to obnoxiously growl against your neck when he feels you push him away.

“J-Jungkook stop-“ you whisper hoping Daisy wouldn’t hear but that’s when you notice she was awfully quiet now.

“Oh my god,” you hear her gasp as you finally were able to get his dangerous grip off of your thighs,” are you fucking him right now?”

“Daisy!“ Your embarrassment gives you enough strength so you can push Jungkook off of you, he falls off the couch with a whiny huff of your name,” he’s just…he’s clingy— it’s movie night.”

Jungkook glares up at you from the floor and you finally process what she had said earlier.

“Wait, why do you need him?”

Jungkook perks up and quickly presses his ear to the back of your phone.

“Oh I need him to kick someone’s ass for me.”

He smirks and is already agreeing to do it but you glare at him. Of course he’s eager to kick ass, even if he doesn’t know who or what.

“What? Why?”

You hear Daisy whine and Jungkook tries taking the phone from you.

“Because! My stupid photographer was talking shit about me!”

You don’t hear anything because Jungkook takes your phone and quickly presses it to his ear. This sounded like it was a specific secret mission for Jungkook and he’s ready for it. He always loved a good revenge story too.

“Who’s ass am I kicking?” Jungkook grunts and you can hear her talking but you can’t make anything out.

“My fucking photographer! Fucking asshole son of a bitch! I heard him talking shit about me! He said that I’m only popular because I’m fat and being fat is a big trend right now! Can you believe that bastard!? He’s getting all of these gigs because of me but now he’s going off saying how HE made ME?”

“No way,” he gasped and you try to listen but he‘s sits up letting you fall on the cushion,” you want me to fuck him up?”

You poutingly glare up at him.

“Honey, go get a jacket,” he sits up again and you’re very confused, but you listen to him and quickly rush to his room to get him and yourself hoodies. When you walk out he’s looking for Yoongis keys and still on the phone with Daisy.

”When and where?”

You quickly stand next to him and he moves the phone so you can hear her too.

“Tonight! He’s at the club so we can egg his car or something.” You hear Daisy and your pulse quickens, exciting.

“Ok we’ll meet you there,” Jungkook puts his hoodie on and walks to the entryway of his apartment,” send me the address— come on— let’s go.”

He hangs up and you’re following him, even though you know this is totally wrong, you’re still going to go. Daisy sounded like she might need a hug anyways.

“You’re not gonna hurt him are you?”

“Nah,” he says while slipping his shoes on, he hands you your shoes and smirks,” probably just scare him or something, maybe slash his tires.”

“That’s totally illegal.” You whine but continue to tie your shoes.

“Only if we get caught,” His smirk turns into that pretty boy smile he does when wants something,“ I think Daisy needs us, she sounded hurt.”

He waits for you by his door, swinging his keys which makes him even sexier than before.

If that was even possible.

“If someone said that to you I’d flip their shit— so I gotta do it for Daisy, I’m feminist like that.”

You snorted,” okay sure, but promise you won’t actually hurt him.”

He nods his head and holds his pinky out to you and you hook your pinky with his. He helps you stand with your pinky promise and kisses you, just because you look too cute like this.

“Now let’s go fuck some shit up yea?”

Jungkook is laying next to you, hands brushing against your own. The stars look lovely tonight but you put them to shame, he doesn’t know if he can love the stars the same knowing he has you now, his very own star.

It’s your weekly date night and Jungkook has planned a sweet picnic under the stars. You both take this time to talk about your day, future plans, and most importantly any problems that rest heavy in your heart. It’s quiet right now, only the sounds of crickets and Jungkook chewing can be heard. You think now is the perfect opportunity to talk about what’s been making the weight on your shoulders feel heavier and heavier.

“Kookie can I ask you something? But promise to be nice?”

Jungkook likes to think he is nice but seeing as you’re asking him to be nice then your question will probably make him not so nice.

“I’m always nice.” He shrugs.

“Not when it comes to … this subject.”

He turns to you, he knows exactly what subject you’re talking about.

Taehyung.

But he lets you speak, maybe it’s not even about him, maybe it’s about the restaurant he hates going to because the waiter called you cute one time.

“Do you think I should give Taehyung another chance?”

Jungkook’s mood is immediately spoiled, he drops his fork in annoyance and he realizes that’s why you said to be nice. But how can he be nice when Taehyung was the definition of a fatphobic toxic asshole. Jungkook smiles to himself for using the new phrase he’s recently learned from Daisy, she’d agree with him.

But he knows how hard it is for you to be mean, you’re looking at him with those pretty round eyes of yours and he sees your dilemma in them. He knows you want to forgive Taehyung because that big heart of yours sees the good in everyone no matter how bad they’ve treated you.

Jungkook wants to say, ‘Fuck no cut him off!’ But instead he sighs and looks at the sky because he doesn’t think he can stop himself from growling out a,’Fuck Taehyung.’ Especially when he promised he’d be nice.

“Do you want to?” He grits out hoping you say no.

“I feel like I should,” you sigh and Jungkooks on the edge of tearing into you for even considering it, but he’ll hear your reasoning before he does, he wants to know exactly what you’re thinking.

“I mean I get it, he must have been getting teased a lot,” you play with your fork and bite your lip like it’s the only thing that’s stopping you from crying,” not everyone likes...big people…and seeing someone as attractive as him hanging out with me must have been a huge shock to them.”

Jungkook stays silent, he doesn’t agree but you need to speak your mind for him to understand you.

“I-I get why he lied,” you continue through soft sighs,” I get why he stopped hanging out with me and I feel like he had a good reason to.”

Oh Jungkook does not like this at all, he hates how you’re actually sympathizing with someone who treated you like shit.

“But another part of me is telling me that he was wrong for doing that,” Jungkook turns to you and nearly chokes on his fruit. He wants to smile but he won’t, he’ll let you finish.

”That same part is telling me not to forgive him and go our separate ways— he’s been messaging me asking to meet up and talk but I’m not sure if I want to give him another chance.”

That’s my girl.

He smiles at you and you wait for his answer, hopefully he’ll be nice like he said he will be.

“You know I’ll support you no matter what,” He sighs,” but as your super hot hunky boyfriend I don’t want you to forgive him— I really don’t— he treated you badly and you absolutely do not deserve that and he doesn’t deserve another chance.”

“Okay, you’re right,” you sigh and feel that weight ease on your shoulders,” I think I’ll text him and meet up with him— I’m going to cut him off.”

You say proudly and Jungkook feels proud for you. He picks up more fruit and feeds it to you, he’s happy and he can tell that you’re happy too. He sees your smile more radiant than ever, he sees how much more confident you’ve become especially in your decisions about the people around you.

“I’m proud of you baby, I really am.”

You smile and feel tears forming in the corners of your eyes, tears full of happiness and love for Jungkook and most importantly for yourself.

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Love you guys 🫶🏽 hopefully this chapter was okay im a little nervous to upload it but I’m trying to do better at smut scenes so hopefully this was okay🫰🏽

Love, Che~

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