↳ summary: it takes a hellish camping trip, a call that never comes through, Valerie’s schemes, and a hundred ’i love you’s’ from Jungkook to make you realise that the people you’ve been pushing away are the people that love you the most.
↳ genre: smut, fluff, angst (nerd!jk, fuckgirl!reader)
↳ word count: 8,827
↳ warnings: unprotected soft sex, masturbation, dry humping, fingering, edging, teasing, biting, choking/breath-play, hair-pulling, needy jk, kinda sorta obsessed and madly in-love jk, mentions of mental abuse and abandonment, swearing
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“So..” Jungkook presses for an answer. He’ll do anything to get you back at this point. “What’s your plan?”
Valerie is a little displaced, but she makes an effort to push her own issues to the back of her mind. She’ll work on herself in due time, but for now, she really wants to do something great for another person. She imagines it’ll fill her with great satisfaction — different from the satisfaction she feels after raiding a Gucci store.
“Y/N can’t resist a party, right?” She queries, earning a nod of confirmation. “Then that settles it. We’ll go to a party and catch her attention. She’ll throw a tantrum, realise how much of a bitch she’s been, and then you two can go back to normal. And, by normal, I don’t mean having sex in a car full of people! I haven’t forgotten..”
Jungkook agrees with another firm nod, but he doesn’t want to things to go back to how they had been prior. Your relationship was good, but it was far from great. The sex was top-notch, but sex can’t be the centre focus of a serious relationship. There has to be some changes, starting with him working on his communication issue, and ending with you admitting your faults and cutting your mom from your life.
“She’s the jealous type.” Valerie adds for comfort. “This is going to work.”
Her plan sounds great in theory; stick some fake fangs and blood on herself and on Jungkook, turn up to Taehyung’s halloween party, mingle, and make you jealous. Only, Taehyung cancels said party and instead invites the gang out camping at a campsite less than two hours away. Wonderful! The plan is put on hold before it even had the chance to start!
What could be worse? You, Jimin, Hoseok, and Valerie think to yourselves upon receiving invitations. Yoongi was invited, but he declined because he has ’other commitments.’ And, by commitments — a pretty, new girlfriend. He seems to be the only one with his head on straight and his relationships in good health.
What could be better? Campfires, swimming, water games, card games, and looking up at the stars. Jungkook and Taehyung are ecstatic. The pair of them are explorers to the core and would wrestle in mud for half of a chocolate bar.
It takes a whole lot of convincing for you to consider coming along to this camping trip. Valerie had told Jungkook to tell Taehyung to tell Hoseok to convince you. It was all very confusing and lost in translation, but you were ultimately convinced on the basis that there would be a chalet for you to stay in; running water, a bed with a mattress, and the luxury of privacy. That’s obviously a lie. Taehyung has three little tents that need building. That should be fun.
Aside from the fact that you hate insects and will dive behind the nearest person before a mosquito has the chance to look you in your eyes, you don’t own a single item of clothing sensible enough for a trip such as this. Tight skirts, fitted blouses, high heels, expensive lingerie, and high-end jewellery. That’s you right there.
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⇢ wherein yn, the youtuber by the name of rosebud, has captivated the heart of Jeon Eunwoo, a little boy who videocalled on accident.
1 - profiles and an accidental call
2 - hot single in your area
3 - “i’m back, bitches”
4 - banana milk
5 - weird faces
5.5 - notes
6 - sus(picious)
7 - ikea
8 - none of your business
9 - ms. girl-next-door
10 - apology
11 - bait
12 - his arms
13 - heart eyes
14 - strays
14.5 - mythical being
15 - endearing
16 - birthday bokki
17 - rewards
18 - do you believe me?
19 - the truth about rosebud
20 - don’t answer.
20.5 - sane
21 - loud and clear
22.1 - memory_one
22.2 - memory_two
22.3 - memory_three
22.4 - memory_four
if hobi not bf… why bf shaped? [cr. qdeoks]
Archedium by Reza Afshar
barefaced bangtan: look how GORGEOUS barefaced jimin is (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
➳ COLLIDE
╰ your life had always been so wonderfully ordinary. or at least, it was—until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters…
paring: artist!taehyung x waitress!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut
status: completed
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: yUH YEET!! we here with a new series shisters!! I really wanted to write an au with a crackhead gc but also an artist!tae fic so here we are doing both lmaoo I hope y’all enjoy it!! x
🎨 part 1 - profiles
🎨 part 2 - the thicc brothers™️
🎨 part 3 - the phone snatcher
🎨 part 4 - no comment
🎨 part 5 - hell party
🎨 part 6 - peeps
🎨 part 7 - serial killers
🎨 part 8 - that’s the that on that
🎨 part 9 - yeehaw
🎨 part 10 - friends
🎨 part 11 - heart dicc
🎨 part 12 - cereal court
🎨 part 13 - none pizza with left beef
🎨 part 14 - Rebellious Youths™️
🎨 part 15 - mothman: smash or pass?
🎨 part 16 - big miss steak
🎨 part 17 - uncouth
🎨 part 18 - loose milk
🎨 part 19 - paris, texas
🎨 part 20 - the city of love
🎨 part 21 - amour fou (m)
🎨 part 22 - jeopardy
🎨 part 23 - poisoned donut
🎨 part 24 - error 404
🎨 part 25 - crying in the club
🎨 part 26 - chef boyardee
🎨 part 27 - forever
🎨 part 28 - water my cat
🎨 part 28.5 - bonus
🎨 part 29 - the soft brothers™️
🎨 part 30 - yote
🎨 part 31 - friendship camp
🎨 part 32 - crackhead christmas
🎨 part 33 - the zodiac killer
🎨 part 34 - mazel tov, jeremy!
🎨 part 35 - epilogue
:: bonus part - postlogue 3
Has no one ever told you not to rifle through old attics? Has no one ever told you that if you find old vintage rings that seem to have a mind of their own, the one thing you should definitely not do is to wear them? Well maybe they have, but it's October 31st and you're in desperate need of good accessories. And as such the next thing you know, there is a man named Yoongi in your bedroom and he insists that you've just married the King of the Otherworld.
• type: dark fae! Yoongi x reader, fae king! ? x reader
• genre: fantasy! au, horror, angst, smut
• rating: mature/explicit • w/c: 32k (completed)
• a/n: Inspired solely by the three dearest things to my heart - the approaching Halloween, Yoongi's "Daechwita" look and "The Final Step" by Dated. If you're interested in the tag list, let me know in replies.
• author's main masterlist
Chapter One ... Drastic Consequences to a Hurried Decision Making.
Chapter Two ... Negligent Informant Leads You Horribly Astray.
Chapter Three ... Uncertain Steps into the Unknown.
Chapter Four ... Where We Make You Feel Worse than at Home.
Chapter Five ... The Pumpkin, the Scarecrow and the Imperial Messenger.
Chapter Six ... Through Vampire's Den.
Chapter Seven ... The Mad King.
Chapter Eight... Home, Again.
The End.
© sor-vette, 2021
◐ Series Masterlist ◐
◐ Part I ◐ Part II ◐ Part III ◐ Part IV ◐ Part V ◐ Part VI ◐
Pairing: Alpha Werewolf Jimin x Omega Reader
Rating: Hard Mature 18+ (for this installment)
Warnings: this one is a little darker… implied violence, mentions of blood, ABO sexual dynamics including discussion of scenting, marking, mating, and claiming, sexual innuendo, discussion of violence relating to ritual combat, possessive behavior, injuries and discussion of injuries, discussions or ruts, (non-explicit) kidnapping and drugging, its not as bad as it sounds, but it is definitely a bit darker…
Word Count: 4200
Author’s Note: You have no idea what your support has meant to me. After getting the dreaded Covid it was awhile before I had the energy to work on this. Truly your asks and your messages and comments…they made me so happy. You made me believe that people wouldn’t forget about this story. I am so grateful you were able to wait. As always, my angels @ppersonna @xjoonchildx @untaemedqueen and @underthejoon were the best betas and the best friends anyone could ask for. My thanks to ALL of you for helping me bring this story to life! I don’t know what I would do without your daily encouragement and your daily support. You guys are the heartbeat of this story.
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Fifteen Years Ago…
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“It can’t be-”
“Run for the elders! Quickly!
“Red smoke rises from the Luna’s hearth!”
The red smoke was invented by the first wolf known to mate a witch. Legend has it that their bond lent him some of her magic and with it he created a mystical powder that unleashed bloody plumes like knife slashes in the clouds.
It was a distress call.
A wolf in danger or in need could throw the powder (usually into their fireplace) and the red smoke would rise - drawing others to their aid.
No fire was needed and the strange shimmering clouds it produced could even be seen on a moonless night.
“What happened? Where is the Luna?”
The chief elder was still out of breath, having charged over from his chambers to find Isa in hysterics.
“She’s gone! Something scared her! It triggered a half-shift!”
His eyes widened in fear and alarm.
“She’s too young to half-shift. The energy it would take-”
Isa broke into sobs again.
The girl was only five years old. She and her wolf were too volatile to merge safely. The wolf would be frightened - it would run.
Eventually the child might regain control, but she would have no way of knowing where she was or how she got there…
And she would be weak. The effects of the shift were too much for a pup that age.
The chief elder felt true terror grip his heart.
“Call for the alphas - immediately!”
Although they were technically one of the oldest bloodlines in the village, Park Clan had only five families to its name - all betas.
Except for one.
Park Jimin was the first alpha ever born to the Parks and as such he became the head of his family on the day of his birth - officially the youngest clan leader in history.
When the call for alphas spread through the village, nine year-old Jimin was roused from his bed to serve on behalf of his people.
Clan alphas were required to report, regardless of their age.
“I don’t have to tell any of you what is at stake. Our pack has been entrusted with the Luna’s bloodline. Her safety is our sacred commission.”
The woods were no place for a child. If fluctuating temperatures and possible starvation weren’t bad enough, there were wild bears, packless ferals, rogue witches, snakes, and worst of all-
Unblessed wolves—animals without a human heart. They were by far the most pressing danger to the little girl.
“Surely young Park can remain at home for this,” Jeon Jinseok pressed. The boy was barely older than his grandson, Jungkook, and he was reluctant to endanger another pup needlessly.
Some quiet murmurs of assent could be heard around the elder’s chambers, however the chief elder himself shook his head sadly.
“I understand your concern… but the law is the law. Every clan alpha is sworn to such a task. He took an oath after his first transformation-”
“He was seven-”
“An oath is still an oath.”
All eyes turned to the gentle voice in the corner. The Park alpha looked impossibly small and soft.
But his gaze burned with determination.
“It is my right and duty to seek the Luna alongside all of you.” His round little jaw clenched stubbornly. “I’m not afraid.”
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Jungkook stood in the dressing room of a very fancy clothing store in Seoul, trying out suits. Why you may ask?
“Is everything okay in there?” called a woman outside of the curtains. Jungkook scrunched up his brows at the familiar voice. Pulling the curtains back, both persons were surprised to see one another.
“Jungkook?”
“Yuri?”
She scoffs at the sight of him, “why do you look so surprised? Didn’t you know I work here?” Jungkook shakes his head no.
“I thought you work at like an office or something… not a clothing store..” Jungkook turns towards the mirror and back at Yuri.
“What do you think?” he asks, turning around, showcasing himself.
“You look great,” she says with a straight face. “I’m obligated to say that.” Jungkook sighs.
“You’re still mad?” he asks, putting his hands in his pocket. Yuri gives him a face.
“What do you think? Your friends embarrassed us–”
“You’re embarrassed because you felt guilty.”
“Y-yeah.. but,” she sighs. “I’m sorry..” She mumbles. Jungkook’s smiles, turning his ear and leaning in to her.
“What was that? I couldn’t hear you,” he jokes.
“I.. am sorry.. for everything,” she says, much louder and clearer.
“It’s okay.”
“I’m sure the boys would want to apologize too.. if you want, you can join us for dinner tonight. Literally just eating, no alcohol, no parties, no nothing..”
“No alcohol? That’s different,” Jungkook says, tilting his head at her.
“Well..”
“Yuri!” Someone calls, running to Yuri’s side. Guessing it’s her coworker, considering they’re wearing matching uniforms. “I just got back from my break,” the woman says. “I got what you asked for,” she says, handing her a box.
“O-oh, thanks,” she says, hurriedly hiding the box behind her back. The woman then turns to Jungkook and he shyly waves at her.
“Oh I didn’t know you were assisting a customer, I’m so sorry sir,” she bows. “Go and take the test, I’ll take care of him.” Yuri’s eyes widens and she quickly shakes her head no.
“Test?” Jungkook says, looking at the woman, then at Yuri. He walks over to Yuri and grabs the box she was hiding from behind her.
“A pregnancy test?” he asks, he looks up at her and smiles. “Congrats.”
Yuri frowns at him. “Shut up,” she says. “It’s not for sure yet.. I’m just taking it just in case.”
“No wonder you’re canceling the drinking tonight,” he laughs.
“I mean, you guys can drink, I–”
“It’s okay, I won’t be able to go anyways. I’m going to Busan to propose to Yn,” Jungkook says casually, hence the suit shopping.
“O-oh.. congratulations,” Yuri says. “I’m happy for you two– ah– three I mean.”
“You know, I can already tell that this baby is going to change you for the better.”
“I’m not pregnant!” Yuri yells, her coworker’s eyes widens at her sudden loudness. “Sorry.. I mean.. I don’t know yet, but I’m not sure I’m ready so let’s not hope too much.”
“Well if you are… then your life’s about to start. And it’ll be better than whatever it is now,” Jungkook turns to the other woman next to her. “Speaking from experience,” he explains. “But anyways…” he checks the watch on his wrist, “I really have to go.. I have a long drive ahead of me. I’ll take this,” Jungkook says, pointing to the suit he’s wearing. “I don’t think it matters what I’m wearing.. But knowing my mom, she’s going to take lots and lots of pictures.”
-
A few hours later, Jungkook, in his new suit, finally got to Busan. His heart was beating out of his chest. He didn’t tell anyone that he was going here. Not his hyungs, noonas, not his mom, his dad, not your parents, not Sian, not you… obviously. It’s supposed to be a surprise, so why would he tell anyone?
Parking in your parent’s driveway, Jungkook grabbed Sian’s bunny ,who sat in the passenger’s seat, and the small box that contained the ring he’s proposing with. He kept that one in the cup holder for safe keeping.
“Our life’s about to begin.. again,” Jungkook says to himself, holding the ring to his chest. “I got this.” With that he got out of the car, putting the ring box in his pocket. He hopes you’ll be happy to see him and that you’re not busy right now. The last thing he wants to do is bother you.
Standing at the front door, Jungkook takes a deep breath. With one press of the doorbell, he leaned in to listen for Sian’s excited footsteps. Sian told him one facetime call ago that he runs to the door every time it rings hoping daddy’s visiting.
But instead he heard nothing.
He rings the bell again and this time he hears something. Not Sian, and not you, but your mom yelling, “Coming!”
In a matter of a few seconds, the door opens. Right when your mom sees Jungkook’s face, her smile drops.
“Jungkookah… w-what are you doing here? Why aren’t you in Seoul?” She asks in panic. Jungkook’s still smiling at her, ignoring the worrying questions she’s asking.
“Where’s Sian and Yn?” He asks, looking over her head.
“Ah..” she laughs awkwardly, “come in, come in sweetheart, I need to tell you something.”
Jungkook walks into their house, taking his shoes off at the door.
“Is Yn busy?” he asks, looking around. Your mom sits on the couch, pulling Jungkook down with her.
“Sweetie, they’re not home,” she says. “What are you doing here?.. And why are you wearing a suit?”
“They’re not? Well when are they coming back? I need to talk to Yn, I need to ask her a question,” Jungkook says, still not answering her question.
“They’re not coming back any time soon,” your mom laughs.
-
Your eyes widen as Sian releases a high pitch scream, along with a few other screams coming from inside your apartment. You know exactly who’s screams those were. The door was opened wider by Namjoon and you smile up at him.
“Hey Joo– E-every.. One?” You say as everyone’s face comes into view. Your eyes scan the room and everyone seems to be in there… except for the one you were looking for.
“YES FREE COFFEE FOR. A. MONTH!” Byul yells, throwing her arms into the air. Yoongi rolls his eyes.
“Hi Yn,” Yoongi says, a little disappointed. You don’t know if you were hurt by that or what.
“Hey… Where’s Jungkook?” You ask, looking around. Suddenly, all of your nieces and nephews comes running out of Sian’s room, making Sian scream with joy once more.
“You’re back!” Soojin yells, running to hug Sian.
“My turn! My turn!” The two youngests yell, pushing Soojin out of the way.
“Looks like the babies missed Sian more than me?” you say, kneeling down to get some hugs too.
“Auntie Yn!” Huimang and Minseok yells, running into your arms.
“I missed you little munchkins,” you laugh, pressing kisses to their heads.
“I want some,” Bora says, coming to hug you as well. You laugh, standing up to hug her.
“Jungkook isn’t here,” Taehyung says, answering your previous question. You look up, confused.
“What?” you say as he comes and gives you a hug as well. “Is he coming back soon?”
Yoongi shrugs, “he didn’t say where he was going or if he was coming back. Just said he was leaving.”
“What?” you repeat. He left without saying anything?
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“Honey, they’re in Seoul. They both miss you so much, Yn decided to go back and fix things with you,” she explains. Jungkook’s eyes widen, he gets up in a hurry.
“I have to go back then,” he says, heading for the door. Suddenly, the door opens and in walks your dad, along with Jungkook’s parents.
“Dad,” Jungkook says, seeing your dad’s face.
“Jungkook?” his mom says from behind. Jungkook turns to your mom and then back at his parents, and your dad.
“Why are you here?” his dad asks. Jungkook laughs.
“You know I thought you all would be more excited to see me,” he says. Instead of walking past them and to his car so that he can leave as fast as possible to see you, Jungkook turns around and sits back down with your mom.
“We are!” his mom says, “but Yn is back in Seoul! She left this morning to come and fix things with you.”
“I heard.. Like a minute ago,” he says. “And to answer your questions, I came here to propose to her.” Everyone’s eyes go wide.
“I know I haven’t talked to you all about this so while I’m here… I might as well ask for your blessing now. Right?”
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Byul excitedly runs up to you, “Well we think he went to–”
*Ding Ding*
*Beep Beep*
*Ring Ring!*
You furrow your brows as everyone gets a text at once. You take out your phone to check yours, but nothing.
“What were you saying Byul?” You ask, getting back their attention.
“O-oh, I.. what was I saying?” she laughs nervously, slowly putting her phone down. Namjoon eyes her and you suddenly feel like they’re hiding something.
“Where do you guys think Kook went?” you ask, turning to everyone who seemed to be sucked into their phones suddenly.
“I..” Hoseok tilts his head to the side and shyly laughs. “We have no idea.. where he went.” Sarang rolls her eyes and you knew exactly what was happening. Everyone knew how bad Hoseok was at lying.
“O… kay..” you say. “Whatever then.” At that, they all go back to their phones and start texting. You let out a big sigh. “Hey, I’m back!” you yell out, waving your arms as everyone became texting zombies. “I spent the past weeks texting you all, do I have to do that still to get your attention??” With this, no one bothered to look up and you roll your eyes, about to go see what the kids were up to instead.
“Hey Yn?” Namjoon calls, you turn to him with a bright smile.
“Yes Joon?”
“You guys have no plants, Jungkook said to take care of them and we came here and you have no fresh oxygen in your house,” he says in a serious manner, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Oh.. we had a few,” you say, thinking of the ones Jungkook picked up a couple months ago.
“Where is it?” Namjoon asks, grabbing his spray bottle.
“Had,” you emphasized. It didn’t last long, Jungkook got three. You forgot to give yours water, Jungkook didn’t give his enough sunlight, and Sian over-watered his.
“We should go get some,” Namjoon suddenly says, walking up to you and grabbing your arm.
“Uhh.. Byul your boyfriend is kidnapping me,” you say, concerned.
“We’re going to go plant shopping,” Namjoon says, not bothering to turn around, instead he pulls you out the door along with him.
“Have fun!” Byul calls, again, glued to her phone.
young one
♛ part twenty-six: operation: finally ♛
pairings: photographer, dad!jungkook x hostess, mom!reader
a/n: this was fun to make, i really love it when the groups all together!!
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dream smp edition!!!
i got way to carried away HOLY
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Mr.Wastaken - math
he’s that one math teacher dude whos friends with all his students
funky👏tys👏 and👏 button ups👏
somehow teaches everything so everyone understands
the students won’t bully eachother if he bully’s them first.
everyone does their work and then when everyone is done and just chillin, he’ll tell a story or just talk to them
Mr.Blade - english
he’s that english teacher that if you ask the right question they’ll go on a tangent and you’ll get to not do work for like 30 minutes minimum.
Mr.Blade seems mean but is super sweet to his students. (especially the quiet ones)
never makes them do presentations
Mr.Jacobs - history
is 100% best friends with his students.
so many handshakes
Mr.Karl is literally the best dressed teacher there is and is so nice to all his students. he is easy going on grading but is a tad hard on late work.
totally doesn’t sneak off to kiss coach sapnap sometimes
Mr. Quack - spanish
HOLA NIÑOS
gets so hyped with his students.
kahoot kahoot kahoot sm kahoot
Mr.Quacks class is the one everyone hopes they get and constantly looks forward to. thinks like baking spanish food, watching spanish soap operas, and many more fun ways Mr.Quack has thought of to show them different aspects of spanish culture
Mrs. Nihachu - art
the classroom the kids with anxiety sit in during lunch
gives her students hugs whenever they need them
has art her students have made for her all over her classroom walls and desk
drawer full of candy
Coach Sapnap & Coach Punz - PE
LETS GOOOOOOOO
so scary. they are so so scary.
also the sweetest somehow.
the duo is always constantly trying to create new games to keep students active and they work hard to make sure everyone is happy and being included if they want to, or have an alternative if they don’t.
they play in team games like kickball and get HELLA competitive, it makes for a whole lot of fun inside jokes between them and their students.
the smack talk- holy-
Mr.Fundy - furry science- jk. biology
the👏most👏fun👏science👏teacher
every time they have labs he wears a funky lab coat and goggles
his students make fun of him and he loves it
is a tough grader but makes the class easy and makes it a comfy place so kids won’t be scared to ask questions when they need
Mr.Notfound - engineering
he’s the type of teacher to put up a video on days he’s tired
actually really enjoys bantering with students, and is super lenient with how much they can talk during classes
a lot of his work is hands on so there’s many bits and bobbles around his room and it’s always a mess
“you’ll need the stuff for the soddering machines but i’m not actually sure where they are...”
the students are well aware that class is WAY more fun when Mr.Notfound is in a good mood.
Mr.Wastaken drops by when he has free periods cause he loves to annoy visit Mr.Notfound
Teacher Eret - sociology
his room is the safe space where you go if you need a good hug or a good cry
kids also eat lunch here
memes on da walls and things hanging from the ceiling
talks with his hands and laughs with the students when they mock him and do it when he does
“TEACHER ERET! you will not believe what sarah did!!” “tell me right now!”
Mr.Dude - comp. science
is always asking students how they feel like they’re doing
brings lunches for students he notices not having any
“snack break anyone?” opened drawer full of goldfish
stands in the hallways during passing time so he can watch out for his kiddos and make sure no ones being mean to anyone
high-fives all the time constantly
Mr.Soot - drama
literally so dramatic all the time for no reason
relentless hamilton references
he’s the type of drama teacher to adore his students and have them adore him back. he loves hearing all the unique ideas and loves to watch kids grow into their shell as they take his class
his favorite thing is watching quiet kids learn they love acting and become more confident
students share their own scrips and plays they write and he absolutely melts every time
Mr.Shlatt - political science
the teacher that everyone tries to get mad cause it’s funny
starts arguments between students because he loves to watch kids grow into their opinions and learn to debate with others
teaches them how to win arguments and it blows up in his face cause they start using his tactics against him
Mr. Halo - self defense
no 🚫 swearing 🚫 zone
gives the biggest hugs to kids that seem sad
he teaches in mostly talking ways where he explains everything but he also loves demonstration lessons
he always has kids talking to him about other teachers that may annoy them or have given them a bad grade because Mr.Halo always has their back
Mr.Skeppy - money management
he’s that one teacher that isn’t really close with his students but every once in a while he’ll get a group of kids that he enjoys and it makes the class a lot more fun
pizza party after tests if everyone passes
actually holds meme contests for literally no reason
Mr.H - hospitality
has whiteboard desks in his class cause he is THAT cool
is always asking kids what the drama is atm cause he wants to be in the know
has holiday party’s in class for EVERY holiday. if you have him as a teacher you’ll be celebrating every holiday for however long you have him. he just lives for a good party.
also has a snack drawer
Mr.Frost - horticulture
shelves and shelves of plants. gives his fav students ones to take home
literally the sweetest teacher, every student understands you can not be rude to Mr.Frost it’s just criminal to do so
another huggy teacher. he just loves his kiddos with his whole heart
the least amount of work for a class out of all of them
he’s definitely that teacher thay takes his class outside every chance they get, and the students l o v e it
staff:
Mr.Minecraft -headmaster/principal
he’s the reason the school has like 0 REAL trouble makers.
everyone’s scared of him, but only because they don’t want to disappoint him.
he creates the best rallies and makes school events fantastic
100% dances at school dances sometimes
Mrs.Puffy - councilor
everyone adores her. even other teachers.
she councils Mr.Wastaken when he needs dating advice. *cough cough* Mr.Notfound *cough cough*
literally 3 drawers full of snacks.
is the founder of their schools GCA and it’s the best thing
let’s kids skip class in her office when they have a panic attack or are to anxious to go
had to have a chat with Coach Sapnap because of how many kids were coming from his PE class having panic attacks (he felt really bad, he’s just intense sometimes)
loves to sit in on Mr.Quackitys classes
Teacher callahan - substitute
he subs in sometimes and when students find out Teacher callahan is subbing that day they freak the fuck out
so much kahoot
how can one man start such party’s without speaking a word
terrorizes Mr Wastakens classes when he can and LOVES to pop in on the PE classes especially when they’re doing something wicked fun and he feels like beating sapnap at something