Headcanon that the syndicate has one of those 3D map models that people use to strategise for battle and infiltration. They have one of every thing that pops up in the SMP.
Ranboo and Niki help shape the the little figurines and make little people model because they think its fun and end up customizing the characters with things (BASED ON FANON HEADCANONS TOO) Giving Tommy a new sweater, Tubbo gets a little bee plush to go with it, Niki dyes Puffys hair rainbow etc. (Ranboo makes sure Michael’s not in it, but secretly molds a little figuirine of Michael too :))
Techno makes Birdza go fly all over the map to tell him what things look like. Techno personally made each one of his pets, including best boy steve and also adds a bell for good luck.
Now Philza thought the idea was funny at first and there is no way they would make the whole thing- but HE ends up getting invested making the buildings. Classic dad move. He spends hours replicating Foolish’s builds and rages for a solid 5 minutes when someone canonically destroys something on the smp.
Somehow others get involved in the schemes- Tommy is confused when Ranboo asks him to knit mini clothes and Foolish is fucking terrified of Philza glaring down at him from the tower he’d just built.
In the end Techno is the one using the map the most but not for strategy.
He uses it like a canonical barbie dreamhouse run with the power of Anarchy.
Pairing: Min Yoongi x reader, knight!yoongi x princess!reader
Genre: royalty au, forbidden love au, historical au, fluff, angst, smut
Words: 6,185
Summary: you, a princess not yet betrothed, and your knight, Yoongi, have fallen in love. But what happens when a prince asks for your hand in marriage? What will you and Yoongi do then…?
A/N: thank you @floralseokjin for helping me with this hhjvbhj <3
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jimin, probably: yes i like to show skin, yes i’m shy about it, yes we exist
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“WAKE UP WAKE UP!”
“What are you doing,” Jin groans, looking up at his daughter who is bouncing on his chest.
“We’re going camping!” Soojin yells, full of energy for being awake this early in the morning. Jin turns to the side and grabs his phone, being blinded by the bright light.
“5:30?” Jin says, looking back up at Soojin.
“Soojinah,” Soobin says, peeking into the room. “Is your dad awake?”
“He is,” Jin says in a raspy voice. “Take her away from me please.” Soobin walks over to his brother and grabs his niece from under her arms.
“Noona said that we’re leaving in fifteen minutes, so you better get up hyung,” Soobin says, walking away with Soojin clinging around his neck.
“Is he awake?” You ask Soobin as he walks out of your room.
“He is but he doesn’t want to beee~” your daughter replies, making you and your brother-in-law giggle.
“I see,” you say, pinching her cheeks. “I’ll get him up. You and your brothers go get your stuff in the living room and help uncle Soobin load them in the van okay?”
“Okay!” They both say, giving you two thumbs up.
“Yah, Seokjinah,” you say, walking to your bed. Jin groans, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at you. You gasp loudly, looking at him with wide eyes as you put your hand on your stomach. “You dare throw a pillow at a pregnant woman?? You could hurt the baby!”
Jin finally props himself up with his elbows.
“The baby is literally the size of a blueberry,” Jin replies. “But I’m up, I’m up.”
“Good,” you say, throwing the pillow back at him. “Everyone is already ready, just waitin’ on you.” You get up, about to leave to help the kids.
“Can I at least get a good morning kiss to give me some energy??” Jin says, watching you walk away. You sigh, turning back around and walking to your big baby of a husband. Who, might I add, had his lips puckered up and ready for you.
You lean down and press a big kiss to his lips.
“Mwuah!” You emphasize, pulling away from him. “Now get ready,” you say, patting his cheeks.
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barefaced bangtan: look how GORGEOUS barefaced jimin is (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
➳ ANONYMOUS
╰ searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, going by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. he makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.
pairing: rapper!namjoon x indie singer!reader
genre: sm au, crack, fluff, smut, slight angst
status: completed
playlist: listen here
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: so i wanted to do a rapper!joon au but also a crack-y gc au again and thought it‘d be cool to add the twist of the reader not knowing what joon looks like so here she is lol hope u enjoy! x
🎵 part 1 — profiles
🎵 part 2 - anyway, here’s wonderwall
🎵 part 3 - (probably) not a murderer
🎵 part 4 - pizza-geist: the stinkening
🎵 part 5 - a mole shaped like danny devito
🎵 part 6 - soggy hot cheeto with eyes
🎵 part 7 - a sock full of meatballs
🎵 part 8 - our queen peppa pig
🎵 part 9 - is this?? the government???
🎵 part 10 - fine n dandy
🎵 part 11 - y/n “the crockpot” y/l/n
🎵 part 12 - chesticle carrier
🎵 part 13 - heart eyes emoji
🎵 part 14 - furscrimination at its finest
🎵 part 15 - shakespearean tragedy
🎵 part 16 - harmless(?) stalking
🎵 part 17 - the devil’s lettuce
🎵 part 18 - cereal in the oven
🎵 part 19 - greasy little rat
🎵 part 20 - quirky main characters
🎵 part 21 - always a jinsmaid never a jin
🎵 part 22 - sounds fake… but okay
🎵 part 23 - chaos-loving demon
🎵 part 24 - take care (m)
🎵 part 25 - disgusting… i love it
🎵 part 26 - alexa, set a timer
🎵 part 27 - thebomb.com.org.uk
🎵 part 28 - hannah montana
🎵 part 29 - have my babies
bonus - when the party’s over (taegi)
🎵 part 30 - too many adjectives
🎵 part 31 - mountain daddy
🎵 part 32 - no take-backs
🎵 part 33 - beach thot hours
🎵 part 34 - can’t change my mind
🎵 part 35 - epilogue
:: bonus part - postlogue 5
you were lost in the woods. he was the kind of monster everyone said you should be afraid of. but what if the big bad wolf… wasn’t so bad?
:: a oneshot inspired by the classic fairytale “little red riding hood” by charles perrault ::
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🧣 pairing: werewolf!namjoon x reader
🧣 genre: fluff, smut, angst
🧣 word count: 22.5k
🧣 warnings: mentions of blood, mild violence, unprotected sex, thigh riding, fingering, oral (f), rough sex, biting/marking, lowkey impreg kink, knotting (?!), but also plenty of fluffy fluff!! :’)
🧣 a/n: the next part of twisted tales is here at last!! this one is a little darker and a little more modern vibe so i hope you guys enjoy it!! :) x (banner made by the lovely @syinisuga!! <3)
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You tapped your fingers on the steering wheel, humming along absentmindedly to the nostalgic 70’s jam that was filtering through your car radio. The uneven road before you stretched on into the pitch black night, the worn-out headlights of your affectionately dubbed “P.O.S.” car barely illuminating more than a few feet in front of you, and you squinted at the faded lane markings. Where the hell were you? Visibility was low on these old heavily wooded back roads without any street lights, and you sat forward in your seat, your eyes straining to see through the darkness.
You were tired, having set off for your business trip straight after a stressful day of work, and you still had a long drive ahead of you. Letting your eyes wander for just a moment, you glanced at the time on the dashboard; 12:43 AM. Returning your exhausted stare to the road ahead, you tried to stifle the yawn that rose up in your throat, a slight wetness pricking at the corners of your eyes urging you to sleep. No—you needed to stay awake. You shook your head vigorously.
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Pairing: Alpha Werewolf Jimin x Omega Reader
Author’s Note: This will be a Drabble Series. The next one will probably come out very soon and I will get a masterlist together. I was so excited, I haven’t even made a proper banner yet… Thank you @xjoonchildx for listening while I freaked out about this idea. Thank you @ppersonna @taetaewonderland and @lemonjoonah for being your awesome selves at all times…
Genre: ABO/Werewolf • Fantasy
Rating: Mature (some later installments will likely be Explicit)
Warnings: mentions of mating, claiming, and scent marking, ABO/Werewolf sexual dynamics, I think that’s all for this installment…
Word Count: 1000
The whispers and gasps were deafening. Reverent silence utterly shattered.
“This cannot be right-”
“It can’t be him-”
It was supposed to be Namjoon. And in the incredibly off chance that it wasn’t - then it was definitely Jungkook.
Not Jimin.
Never Jimin.
Most people had trouble even believing the youngest Park was an alpha…
Let alone The Alpha.
Everything up to this moment had gone according to plan.
Twenty years ago a new Luna had come into the world; the latest in a line of powerful Omega women.
Silver hair. Silver eyes.
There was no mistaking the new moon princess. You were utterly exquisite from the day you were born.
And the ritual of a Luna’s ascension was intimately familiar after hundreds of years.
Every step planned and expected. Every outcome predicted.
On the midnight of her twentieth birthday, a Luna, the true born moon princess, came of age.
Her wolf would emerge and change her body, heightening her senses for the first time.
And for the first time, she would know the scent of her mate.
The Alpha.
The next king by right - by divine mandate.
And there was no question who it would be.
Kim Namjoon was the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, the largest - the most absurdly obvious alpha in the entire pack.
Everyone knew what would happen. It was so predictable that some people hadn’t even bothered to attend the ceremony.
First, the elders would bring you back to the sacred circle after your change.
You would be blindfolded to ensure that your eyes would not deceive your other senses.
Then, the unmated alphas would line the circle’s perimeter, watching with bated breath as you were guided toward the center by the chief elder.
Finally, you would breathe deeply and approach Kim Namjoon, following the ancient pull of a mating bond that bound you to the one true alpha of your pack.
…But that is not what happened.
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I believe in a thing called fluffy- haired Taehyung supremacy