Bypassing Tumblr's Cruel And Twisted Circular Avatar Curse By Making My Pfp A Small Enough Transparent

homestuck runner

ace attorney character named Meryl Wana

IT STILL FUCKING EXISTS???!!!??

when i was a kid when i was bored i’d look up the names of different candy brands and put “.com” at the end of em to see what i got out of curiousity, and that was how i found out (at the time) the domain for “skittles.com” linked you to the official skittles tumblr page????? bro skittles was an og tumblrina wtf

AHAHAHA THE ARROW WAS A MERE MILLIMETER AWAY FROM TOUCHING PORN HOLY SHIT

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

cursed ship names are so fucking funny y’all. like just now i found out a couple of people have been calling this specific character pairing “furry inflation” and it’s making me lose my shit

like imagine walking in on ship discussions and instead of saying some normal shit like “i like sonadow” you say “i like furry inflation”. watch as everyone in the room becomes wildly confused vaguely concerned and possibly terrified on what the hell that means

tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.

Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”

(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)

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70% windshield wiper sale stimboard

If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation

i haaate it when commentary youtubers censor the word “pedophiles” into “pdf files”, like????? bro srsly stop making me think that my unread pirated copy of Watership Down (1972) stored on my google drive is secretly sexting minors on discord 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

enshittification 🤝 metroidbrainia

(being two very specific ideas that desperately needed names to be communicated about, yet when they did get names they ended up being some of the most god-awful cringe-sounding words i’ve ever heard in my life)