Giggle Physics

im sorry but we have to put your dog down. he’s problematic

i legit know nothing about him but i think this is the most based arknights character in existence

This is a museum of pinyatapix.

blue archive has some cute characters i will admit but seeing blue archive fans even just seeing their posts even if they aren't doing anything makes me feels like i have to keep some pepper spray near me

It's got this very flat classic vector style that really scratches my brain, the plain color gradient sky with those unusually shaped clouds and flat faded background elements and the mostly pure black foreground with all these whimsical curling twisting pointy shapes is so so damn good, they made it even more Tim Burton than it used to, it feels like Patapon if they had more complex human/animal characters instead of lil black eyeblobs. It's so damn 2000's nostalgia

I think it would look pretty damn cool if they put it on a console with higher quality graphics and we got to see the game a bit more decrunchified and smooth. Vector graphics my beloved

i always felt the artstyle for Nintendo DS Alice in Wonderland was the most peak shit ever

art tutorial alignment chart

(my honest opnion)

personal alignment explanations below (warning looooooooong)

drawabox's got that lawful good aura to me. promising great improvement through a more rigid less flowy kinda drawing (boxes boxes boxes) yeah that's kinda lawful good ig. kinda resource for those who care for their drawings to look more accurate to perspective and proportion than just straight up wingin it dont have much to say about sinix. he's peak. he gets that neutral good label from me. morpho books by themselves would prooobably be lawful good (but less rigid more flowy) but i gave em the chaotic good label because that's the feel i get from the morpho fans themselves, who all preach about the greatness these books hold within their small thin compact travel sizes. it's partially because they're one of the very few books that actually teach about body fat (which is... kinda concerning if you really think about it. body fat is weirdly scarce among regular art tutorial books despite it having as much importance in the body as muscle and bone) and i put draw like a sir here because he himself has that chaotic good vibe. he teaches stuff (especially for beginners) REALLY well in a super easy to grasp manner and isn't afraid to be a bit humorous in his videos bob ross's pick is a lil weird, but lemme try to explain. his videos feel less like tutorials and more like... meditation i guess??? and i mean that's fine i guess. less for learning and more for unwinding by drawing along. we like a chill guy. i see less people on youtube use his videos to seriously learn and more people use his videos for extremely goofy art challenges lol. neutral in terms of educational value but lawful in terms of vibes ig lavendertowne is true neutral cuz i find her kiiiiinda mid. some of her videos are fine and there's a few interesting ones but most of them are kinda boring, there's better more interesting ones out there with similar subjects, especially on tutorials. bluebiscuit is also true neutral but a tier above lavendertowne. she's fine i dont hate her i guess her tutorials are nice for newbies and pretty accessible but still. there's videos with the same subjects as hers that i think are way better and more extensive ig true neutral (derogatory) and true neutral (affectionate) ethan becker, holy shit is this man chaotic neutral, both in personality and manner of teaching. he teaches some hyper-specific and potentially really useful skills for drawing anatomy and shape construction in a very simplified way (use the weirdly shaped triangle for everything) BUT the way he teaches it... god, he does it in the most drill-sergeant, nitpicky, push-you-down insults and spits on you kinda manner ever that it's actually kinda hard to actually retain the information you've learned in your brain even if you still remember how it went, somehow. i'd still recommend him but only if you enjoy being a masochist. there's prolly two kinda people who leave from an ethan becker tutorial: those who learn really fucking well from him, and those who felt so ashamed and insulted by him that their art progress and motivation just dropped by an entire year. megamegamikey... i mean, i havent watched his videos, but there's a good reason why i won't. i can just tell his tutorials are only for those who wish to draw anime girl tiddy gooner stuff, and not for learning actual serious anatomy (it's on the opposite side of the morpho books on the chart for a reason), and i dont wanna learn big bazoinga shit!!! if i wish to learn booba i will learn from the most accurate least sexy boingboing sourcessss!!!!!

also if you post a video with that as the title and thumbnail there's at least one thing VERY wrong with you and i will not trust your opinions on children and women anyways kooleen is neutral evil. i don't need an introduction. when i compare myself to her i actually develop pride and confidence from it instead of shame and envy like most cases because like. i feel so SMUG being able to draw and come up with much more interesting ideas than her. i can conjure up twisted beasts and floating vistas of wandering giants and the horrors of the self and gay fish yaoi from my rich and vast mind palace. she can only conjure up basic-bitch kpop boys and girls from her vaguely racist eurocentric-beauty-standard worldview. I am BEYOND her. I am STRONGER than her. I am SMARTER and more CREATIVE than her. I am more CHARMING and FUNNY than her. I am OBJECTIVELY better than her in EVERY SINGLE WAAAYYYYYY (evil laugh)

and last but not least. i think those how to draw manga books are on the same level of "if i give this to you as a christmas present i really fucking hate you" as these things

(only how to draw manga guy that's actually kinda good is mark crilley. he's not the best but he's an alright starting point. along with morpho he's also got the only tutorial books that actually teach about drawing fat people (though only for a few pages. it's still a very kind-hearted gesture, especially since anime casts tend to lean towards super skinny so i kinda saw that he wanted those who learned his wisdom to change that lol) whhheheheenrhbefdushid i loev art

i find it interesting as much as it is ever so slightly concerning how some people will make miku into this absolute paragon of moral purity, the ultimate apex of doing no wrong whatsoever. Like some angelic god i guess, even without being religious in the slightest there’s still that compulsion to worship idols into higher beings. Man miku can be whoever tf she wants, wholesome edgy scary weird melancholic funny cute, she prolly doesn’t give a fuck

im reeeaaaaaally not a big fan of the “hatsune miku made mincraft” hatsune miku wrote harry potter” “hatsune miku is the president of canada” meme ngl. I find it kinda icky, like it feels like a form of denial and ear-plugging from ever coming to terms with how shit people exist in the world by using hatsune miku as a sort of psychological “positive vibes only” shield. idk maaaaaan

love how “great googly moogly” is the new thing all the ppl are saying these days

finding a blazed post on your dash before it suddenly disappears 2 seconds later is like seeing a ghost vanish

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live