Jake: So I’m Thinking A Spring Wedding Or Maybe Summer. I Don’t Want It To Be Too Cold.

Today marks the 76th anniversary of the Nakba, the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians to make way for Israel in 1948.

Over 750,000 Palestinians were displaced that day. This did not start on October 7th.

Know their history, fight for their future. 🍉

hello everyone!!

you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.

- yvette may <3

Jake: You don't like my gift? Isa: You're a loser if you thought I didn't like your gift. Jake: Really? Isa: I hated it.

Jake: A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,327 people, 94 percent are too lazy to actually read that number.

"I'm nothing to him. But that's okay. He's everything to me."

Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?

Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.

Isa: Where are we going?

Jake: My place. You can sleep on the couch.

Isa: I don’t want to sleep on the couch!

Jake: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

Isa: Jake... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Jake: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Isa:

Isa: I wrote sanitize, Jake.

Isa: Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.

Jake: *starts playing the flute*

Isa: It’s not the best, but it’ll do.