I Will Admit That I Never Fully Understood The “let’s Ship The Three Parts Of The Narrative-enforced

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

Me with The Binding of Isaac

there is a special hatred that can only exist between you and a video game you've put 300 hours into

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

I’m new to Tumblr and I have determined that the algorithm is hilarious. I liked a piece of Sonic artwork and it decided I will now be seeing multiple images of Shadow and Sonic cuddled romantically under bedsheets, feet fully out. This was the exact theme of the last two drawings I saw and they were drawn by two different people. What a place

Thank y’all for this also this was really cool to see

My favorite part about OCs created by preteens/young teenagers is that they’re solely constructed from Vibes. 11-15 year olds will cobble together anything and everything they think is cool and shove them into a character without hesitation. No guidelines, no shame, their only limits are their own thoughts and feelings. I love that. Please keep doing that forever

Here you are!! You have a nice day too! C:

My favorite part about OCs created by preteens/young teenagers is that they’re solely constructed from Vibes. 11-15 year olds will cobble together anything and everything they think is cool and shove them into a character without hesitation. No guidelines, no shame, their only limits are their own thoughts and feelings. I love that. Please keep doing that forever

Had this happen with my dog. She was messing with my keyboard and decided her grand message to the world would be

The kitten is trying to hit my phone. I’m gonnna see if he hits the keyboard:

A

Guess he just typed A and left.

I always love Evil Religions Of Evil because at some point you have to imagine them as actual religions

Like, sure, we want to slaughter the world for our dark patron below but also when's the next big Chaos God festival and do people complain it's been overly secularised? How does the Cult of Cthulhu do weddings? Is there a cheesy youth pastor giving a bad rap about the Neverborn? Are there cultural Bhaalists?

I'm just saying, these religions tend to have huge congregations and massive temples, so it can't be all murder all the time, you know? At some point someone's going to have to do an Evil Bake Sale to pay to fix the Evil Church's Evil Roof.

If I were ever a drag king/queen I would 100% choose either “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira or “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan as my song, because man do they make me want to abandon all societal norms and go absolutely feral in a nightclub