Yippee I Love Being For Whom The Bell Tolls 😁 #mybell

there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert

things that can be piqued

-Interest

-Curiosity

-Appetite

things that cannot be piqued

-Nuclear submarine

-Epson ET-2800 Inkjet Printer

-Regular submarine

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

A Jupiter truth is 1.2 times truer than an earth truth.

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

while the modern "vigilante" is often considered feral, the notion that they can't be fully domesticated is not true. vigilantes used to be extremely useful farm and village pets, completing various errands ('adventures') and carrying out justice for the peasants. with the implementation of the modern justice system they were replaced by the much lower quality "cop" breed of law enforcers (a popularized mixed breed of palace guards and the common European goon). before their breeding was explicitly outlawed, the vigilante was a carefully maintained and highly standardized class of hero, so with the vast documentation of their breed standards there have been numerous studies able to replicate the breed and implement it back into living alongside human families with great success

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

wanna come over and put a gun to my head? sorry, typo, i meant do you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean a gun to my head? shit sorry idk what's wrong with my phone. i'm trying to ask if you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean