Wanna Come Over And Put A Gun To My Head? Sorry, Typo, I Meant Do You Wanna Come Over And Put A Gun To

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

nothing hooters

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

im not the stepadder im the ladder you step up, the lastter that stepped up,. i m the ladder that stepped up. you know. im not the step latter im the ladder that steppes up. that you step up. laddewr

and we scrolled all night on the best blog ever

shine normal like a plain rock

Trying out some experimental new weather let me know what you think

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

being delightful

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry