The Swears That Non-native-english-speakers Come Up With Are Absolutely Fantastic Sometimes. My Friend

it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware

and we scrolled all night on the best blog ever

the main character of dawson's creek was a magical boy named dawson skreek by the way #90s

there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

reddit post: I've never taken a picture before. what should I take my first picture of?

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

i saw sisyphus taking his rock for a walk on the flat flat ground. and his shirt said "if you say 'where's the hill' you are the hill"

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP