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things that can be piqued

-Interest

-Curiosity

-Appetite

things that cannot be piqued

-Nuclear submarine

-Epson ET-2800 Inkjet Printer

-Regular submarine

wanna come over and put a gun to my head? sorry, typo, i meant do you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean a gun to my head? shit sorry idk what's wrong with my phone. i'm trying to ask if you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

All women can be divided into two groups: Those who are 25 and those who are not 25, the main difference between these two groups is that one primarily consists of women who are 25 and the other primarily consists of women who aren’t 25

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

transfem ass is honestly a kind of pussy. transfem taint is also a pussy. transfem dick is, you guessed it, third pussy.

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found a hair in my lunch i got so grossed out but then i realized it was mine so like 😭

#polygon #polygons #actuallypolygon #actuallypolygonal #polygonposting #convex "polygons" dni #anti convex #self-intersecting dni #this blog is NOT a safe space for irregular polygons

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"

Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?